The Litter Box ShuffleWritten by M.L. Scott
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What's a cat owner to do? You can't strap your cat to a catheter. (Can you???). In my torment I took to gazing at Petal (my cat) in hope of any wisdom she might impart regarding litter management. After weeks of lurking in doorways and peering into her Kitty Kondo, Petal relented. Though sight of my fumbling around in litter box had become source of endless cat entertainment, she considered my recent behavior tantamount to stalking and an invasion of her right to privacy. So, after extracting a promise of cat treats (and a restraining order barring me from Kondo), she informed me that solution was not only cost effective, but simple. Let cat use toilet and dump litter box altogether. Sound strange? Well, it's no stranger than shelling out $200 for a motor that spins waste into a plastic container. For less than $20 you can buy a toilet training cat kit that will have most cats going potty in a few weeks. For more cynical, Petal suggests tossing pooper-scoopers and giving up on extending life of soiled litter. Who came up with that idea anyway? If there's waste in box, litter is dirty. All of litter is dirty. Would you sit on a toilet seat with just a little bit of splatter? Slap some baggies on your hands and toss whole thing. If you want to save on litter, then don't put so much in pan. Your cat doesn't need to tunnel her way out of box. It's a litter box, not an amusement park. She wants out of there as much as you do. So you buy a few more pan liners and extra litter each month. Your nose and your lungs will appreciate investment. Copyright 2004. Sophistication Alley Ltd. All Rights Reserved.
The author fosters rescued animals and helps operate pet related sites including Adoring Pets at www.AdoringPets.com which helps to instill compassionate values and empathy towards animals by showcasing Assistance Animals, Therapy and Companion Pets; www.SundayColors.com a discount gift store; www.HandsnPaws.com a pet travel store with pet travel accessories and www.Pawstogo.com an everyday pet supply store with common pet problem solutions.
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