Helen Parr: Stop it, both of you! We are not going to die! Now, you will both get a grip or so help me, I'll ground you for a month. Understand?

Helen Parr: I love you, but if we're going to make this work, you have to be more than Mr. Incredible.

Lucius Best: We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!

E: I cut it a little roomy for free movement; fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin; it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof; and machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.

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Miss Congeniality Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties!

Office Space Movie Quote Page Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

Royal Tenenbaums, The Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

Van Wilder Quote Page Van Wilder: I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.

Zoolander Movie Quote Page Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like way black people use it.

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