The ABC's of SethWritten by Barbara Baker
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L Litter Mate No, Annie will not trade your litter mate for her bone. L I do love my littermate. He is soft and cuddly. He likes to sleep in my kennel with me, and he lets me be boss. Don’t tell anyone but he is not a wimp. I can shake him and chew on him and throw him in air and he does not care. M Mealtime Taking your dinner bowl with you everywhere you go does not mean you will get fed before it is time M My favorite time of day is mealtime. I invented dinner dance. I can jump high in air and land on all four of my feet. I can turn circles in air, and I am better at doing back flip than Scott Hamilton. I will send you a video of my wonderful dance for $9.95. And that is not all. Included in this one time offer is a picture of my bowl. Act now. This offer is not available in stores and will not be repeated. N Nimbus I hate to tell you but I do not see this around your head. You may think it is there but it is not. N I know that beacon of light that surrounds my head is there because I am an angel. My Mama and world just does not see it yet. O Odor What is odor I smell? O Odor? I do not smell anything. I did not do anything. It had to be kitties. P Paddle. If you go boop again in this house you are going to be up creek without a paddle P I don’t need a paddle in creek. I have webbed feet. I am a Labrador. I have to go when I have to go, what do you expect ? I am just a baby puppy. Q Quest I will be going an a quest to find that familiar odor. Is it behind chair? Is it under bed? Is it in closet, or on bottom of my shoe? Is it under dining room table or under desk? Or is it in a new secret place like in daddy’s shoes? Q Maybe mama will get lost on her quest. I hope she packed a bag. I am sure kitties did it anyway. R Recognize Oh dear, can you recogonize this as being your slipper at one time or another? R I like to put my special touch on my surroundings. I do not want anyone to forget who I am. Sorry Daddy, if that was your slipper. They cover up your toes anyway and make it hard for me to chew on them. S Seth I do not yell “Seth” at top of my lungs just to here myself yell. S I love my name. I love to hear Mama say “I love you Seth” I love to look into her eyes while she holds me on her chest and sings to me while I go to sleep. I love to give her little nibbles on her ears, I tried to get milk from them but they do not work. I do love my Mama T Ticking Sorry sound of a ticking clock does not make him sleep through night. I think that idea is surely a myth. T I know difference between a stupid clock and my Mama. They do not smell same. A clock has no ears to suckle on. I am not falling for this trick. I will just whine and bark until she comes and gets me. U Ultimatum Seth, you have two choices, either you take a time out in your kennel, or we ship you via UPS to Nigeria. U Come on, can’t we be adults about this? I have done nothing wrong. I don’t know why kitty won’t come out of closet. I don’t know where Annie’s collar is. I did not leave that mess in middle of living room. Let’s be reasonable about this. V Vodka I wonder if Vodka would help him sleep. Maybe I should drink one myself. Who needs sleep anyway? V Who needs Vodka to sleep? I just need my Mama to hold me and I can sleep. W Whippet Oh dear, can we exchange Seth for a whippet? W What??? That is not even a dog. That thing is only as big as my tail. That is like being protected by a kitty. Duh!!!!! X Xenon Is that xenon we smell of did Seth cut one again? Whoops, don’t answer, xenon is odorless. X I can produce any fragrance that is better than xenon. . Give me some extra greenies from my box of treats and I will show you how wonderful I can make air smell. Y You You are one who wanted a dog. You get up and take him outside. Y You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when I am blue, you are my best friend you are my mama, please don’t take my mama away. Z Zoo Do you think zoo would like a black Labrador? Z Zoo What? I am far to valuable to go to a zoo. Look at my beautiful brown eyes. I can turn my head to side and give you that adorable sad look whenever I need to. It works so well when I need to get out of hot water. I can give you kisses on your toes, and blow air in your ears. If I so desire I can run quickly to you with my tail wagging and my face smiling. I can get you to forget what ever it was that you were going to give me a swat for. That is so demeaning. Life is good. Zoo’s are for zebras. Written By Barbara Baker Copyright 2005. This article is not to be reproduced or copied without permission. http://www.emarketingextreme.com?id=seth2004
Barbara Baker is a webmaster, author, and Internet Marketer with an extreme passion for herbs and labradors.
| | Review: Dewey Does Written by Alyice Edrich
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As we travel with Dewey, through his daily escapades, we’re transformed into an ideal world where friendships aren’t just born, but their nurtured. Each new day brings about a set of circumstances that teach young children about life: building friendships, trusting one another, growing from mistakes, learning to say “I’m sorry,” and importance of communicating with adults. As a mother, it was refreshing to find myself engrossed in each of these books, finding myself engulfed in storyline and forgetful of time. Whether you’re young at heart, or have a young child at home, Dewey Does books are a must read—start a new bedtime tradition with Dewey Does series.
Alyice Edrich is a freelance writer specializing in helping busy parents balance life. Visit her online for free information on how she can help you succeed, today. http://thedabblingmum.com
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