Tennis Humor - The Gift Of Making People Laugh At The Game Of Tennis

Written by glenn sheiner


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3. The emotional player versusrepparttar " classic tennis dinker". Nothing can drive a tennis player more quickly torepparttar 151135 asylum that having to play a talented retriever who gets everything back with no pace. Sit back, have a drink, and start betting pools onrepparttar 151136 number of times you're going to see a racket tossed in frustration.

4. The obsessive tennis nut -- can't be standing in a line anywhere without starting to practice his or her swing - without a racket of course. Observers often inquire if they're watching some new martial art.

5. The interfering tennis parent -- can't play, never studiedrepparttar 151137 game except for having watched an instructional video or two, but feels free to walk onrepparttar 151138 court and correct former Wimbledon champ who is instructing his or her child. Just watchingrepparttar 151139 tennis pro try not to explode at this preposterous chutzpah is priceless.

Of course, there are many more of these funny tennis dynamics which I'll address in a later article. So for now, keep your eyes open atrepparttar 151140 club and you may be very entertained byrepparttar 151141 gift of tennis humor happening right in front of your eyes.

Glenn Sheiner M.D. is the author of the world's top selling tennis cartoon book THE WACKY WORLD OF TENNIS. Treat yourself to a laugh and split step over to http://www.cafepress.com/wackytennis . Check out great tennis gift items or just browse some of the cartoons.


Are we really a nation of dog lovers?

Written by paul green


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repparttar general public and a small minority of owners and trainers use them only for one thing, gambling. Only when these animals have given their best, they are put to sleep, and thenrepparttar 151050 younger greyhounds take their place only to endurerepparttar 151051 same fate, asrepparttar 151052 previous greyhounds before them. For this reason I have written a book onrepparttar 151053 subject and this will be out mid- August. You can pre order this e-book at. http://www.greyhoundreacingexposed.com It tells you what I have seen throughout my racing days, how bookmakers never loose. It will help prospective owners what to look for when purchasing a greyhound. I hold nothing back and tell all. I am not worried if I upset or offend anyone. The book may shock some people. The governing bodies do a very good job but its not enough. Too many things are hidden from them. For this reason I hope I can highlightrepparttar 151054 problem we have and maybe change things around. There are over 10,000 greyhounds registered inrepparttar 151055 UK every year. What happens torepparttar 151056 thousands that leaverepparttar 151057 sport?

Thank you for takingrepparttar 151058 time to read this article

Paul



I am a 49 year old man who now works on the internet and looks after 14 greyhounds


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