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* Tenderizing meat - of course, to accomplish this you’ll have to throw
meat at it really hard.
* Playing practical jokes on drunk friends - sit them in
machine then tell them to watch you as you run around it a few times and you’ll see what I mean.
* Pretending you’re Captain Kirk of
Starship Enterprise - set phasers on "useless."
5. The Bowflex (tm) - This is a popular home exercise machine that utilizes
incredible power of bending things to sculpt your body.
* Conversation piece -
classic display of this machine in
corner of your living room is sure to spur discussion. "You have how many payments left on this thing?"
* Tenderizing meat - remove one of
bows and slap
meat silly with it.
* Burglar deterrant - set
machine in front of a ground floor window with all of
bows rigged up to
latch. Be sure
thief signs a waiver before attempting to open
window, however, as he’s going to get up to 410 pounds of resistance right where it counts.
6. Electric Ab Training Belts - Electrocute your way to a flatter stomach!
* Unfortunately, they aren’t very good for keeping your pants up, so that’s out of
question.
* Place mat/food warmer - somebody running late for dinner? Set their plate on it and turn up
juice!
* Memorabilia - write
words "Golden Gloves" on it and set it on
mantle right next to your "Big Mouth Billy Bass (tm)" singing plastic fish!
* Tenderizing meat - set
meat on
counter, place
belt on top of it, turn it to
highest level, then lean down on it with all your weight as it tenderizes and sears at
same time!
* Driving safety gear - your spouse have a tendency to get sleepy at
wheel? That’s a thing of
past when they’ve got
belt on and you’ve got
controls in your hand...
7. And last but not least, every piece of equipment that has handles, bars, hooks, stacks, pins, corners, rails, seats, clips, stands or attachments and does or does not come in a box...
CLOTHES HANGER!

Nick Nilsson is Vice President of BetterU, Inc., an online exercise, fitness, and personal training company. Check out his latest eBook "The Best Exercises You've Never Heard Of" at http://www.thebestexercises.com or visit http://www.fitstep.com. You can contact him at betteru@fitstep.com or subscribe to BetterU News, his fitness newsletter at betterunews@fitstep.com.