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“Absolutely” responds first man. He races over to first tent, picks up 5th of Vodka and guzzles it down. Stumbling out of tent in 58 seconds flat, he looks over to man across street and gets thumbs up. He shoots into second tent. For three and a half hours, tent is tumbling. You hear screams and roars. Finally man comes out and yells out to man waiting across street, “Where is woman with loose tooth.”
Hope you liked it. If you did, pass it on to your friends and help brighten their day.
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By sending an email like this to your friends you can get thousands of hits within a few short weeks… absolutely free. And as stated before, these tend to have a residual effect. There is no telling where these emails can end up.
Here are a few keys to make your joke emails as effective as possible: ·Mail out these to all your online friends ·Mail often ·Use different jokes by visiting joke sites or copy your jokes from books ·Box your advertising to draw attention ·Always use http:// in front of web address to insure a proper link ·Always ask for joke to be passed on
There you have it. It’s simple, fun, free and profitable. Your own email marketing machine. Set it in motion today and start laughing your way to bank.
Michael S. Martinez is a freelance writer who has been featured in Home Business Magazines, Cutting Edge Opportunities and others. He is also author of “The Mind Mastery Course.” http://www.self-educator.com/mind_mastery_course.htm
Michael Martinez is a freelance writer who has been featured in nation home business magazines. He is also the author of "The Mind Mastery Course." http://www.self-educator.com/mind_mastery_course.htm