Start BASIC and Avoid 'The Gash'

Written by Joe Bingham

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Sensing my ploy, however, 'The Gash' moved torepparttar side and reached out for me in mid-air. For a moment, I thought it was all over. Surely this would berepparttar 102551 end, but then caught me. He actually caught me. For a moment, I thought maybe 'The Gash' wasn't all bad. Maybe he didn't really have it in for me. Perhaps he just wanted me to realize that I could jump intorepparttar 102552 water and nothing would happen to me.

Suddenly, however, I was dunked underwater. My eyes burned and my heart raced as I saw bubbles flowing inrepparttar 102553 water all around me. Then, in that terrible moment, there it was.

Kicking back and forth in front of me wasrepparttar 102554 hideous scar on 'The Gash's' leg. My mind blurred as thoughts ran through it. Is this why he was holding me under for so long? Was I to berepparttar 102555 next to have a piece of my body violently removed? Was I to become one andrepparttar 102556 same as 'The Gash'? Had he chosen me as some sort of sacrifice to appease that which had previously taken a chunk out of him?! In a panic, I searched frantically around me for sharks, sea snakes, and monsters.

Was this it? Was thisrepparttar 102557 end? What horror that moment held!

Then, all at once, I was whisked up out ofrepparttar 102558 water and plopped onrepparttar 102559 side ofrepparttar 102560 pool along withrepparttar 102561 other kids. 'The Gash' then looked directly at me and spoke.

"I told you everyone was going under today," he laughed maniacally and turned away.

I've never seen 'The Gash' since, nor have I ever learned to swim.

Why? Because I was pushed too fast into swimming andrepparttar 102562 whole thing became a bad experience for me causing my subconscious mind to make me lose all interest in getting down inrepparttar 102563 water.

As we start into an online business, we expect to be where we want in an instant because that's what we've been toldrepparttar 102564 Internet can provide. However, as with anything, it takes time, experience, and work to accomplish.

If you jump offrepparttar 102565 high dive too soon, I guarantee 'The Gash' will be waiting for you inrepparttar 102566 water to pull you under.

You can succeed onrepparttar 102567 Internet. There is money to be made. However, you must start BASIC and WORK your way up. Learn first. Developrepparttar 102568 resources, tools, and systems you need. Take your time and set realistic goals based off a business plan.

Then, when you do meet up with 'The Gash', you can swim circles around him, perform an underwater ballet show where you pull down his swim trunks, tie them in a knot, and load them with snapping turtles.

Hey, that would make my day anyway.


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7 Reasons Why You Should Start with Affiliate Program

Written by David McKenzie

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