Sparkle the Clown

Written by Sandy Peacock

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Hungry For Overkill

Written by David Leonhardt

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"But dear ..." my wife tried once more.

"Hello? Cable Company? I want to lodge a most serious complaint."

"But we don't get cable out here," my wife broke in. "We have satellite TV."


"Look. There are some 395 channels, and at least 70% of them are airing Michael Jackson stories. Don't you think that's at least, oh, let's say, 70% overkill?" my wife asked.

"You don't understand. This is important. The whole world is watching. This man has changedrepparttar face of music."

"Yes, that's what some of his celebrity colleagues are saying", my wife rolled her eyes. "As if people who changerepparttar 118225 face of music have all been vaccinated against child-molesting."

"That's notrepparttar 118226 point. There are so many details to uncover. We know he likes Kentucky Fried Chicken, but does he eat quiche? Everybody knows that real men don't eat quiche. Could that be his problem?

"Let it go, Happy Guy," my wife advised. "It just doesn't pay to get so caught up in allrepparttar 118227 TV drama. Besides, this is a serious investigation with a serious charge and it should be left torepparttar 118228 authorities."

I sank down intorepparttar 118229 couch. My wife was finally starting to make sense. "What are you going to do now?" she asked.

"I think I'll watch Touched by an Angel."

"Ah, that'srepparttar 118230 husband I know and love."

"Right now Michael Jackson could use an angel, and so could all those kids. I mean, what can one little district attorney do?" I moaned.

My wife moaned, too. I was amazed that she would suddenly show such support.

"I know," I said, lighting up. "Never mindrepparttar 118231 cable company. I'll call Tess. She can set Michael Jackson straight."

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