4.Researching The Internet is also another good resource for information. Keep in mind that not every resource you find online is going to be an honest good resource. It will take time to sort out which websites are useful. Most information is free, so you can sit back and research in comfort of your home. If you don't have a computer with Internet access, check your local library and see if you can use one of theirs.

5.Workshops Workshops taught by experts is a great way to learn from professionals, but only if you can afford it! Make sure topic of workshop is based around your interest. For instance, if you love fiction..it wouldn't be a good idea to go to a workshop based only on non-fiction. It's a good idea to register early to ensure a spot at event. Bring a new legal pad, plus a few writing tools to take notes. 6.Contests After writing a while, you may want to enter contests. Some require an entry fee. I suggest staying away from entry fee contests until you've entered some other free ones. That way you can get a feel for how contests work. Spend some time writing and re-writing your entries. If you've written your entry in 5 or so minutes, judges will notice it immediately. You wouldn't want a reputation for sloppy work.

There you are, 6 tips to get you started on your journey to writing. Good Luck!

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