Seinfeld Episode - The Chairs

Written by Alex Reidiboim and Martin Winer

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of coffee beans. Thenrepparttar massive earthquakes and fallout crushedrepparttar 118140 beans. Afterrepparttar 118141 eruption, it began to rain and water passed overrepparttar 118142 ashes. So, here you have it, a Colombian peasant, his family killed, his village destroyed, clamors up torepparttar 118143 steaming hot river and takes a swig. Sure every possession he ever had is destroyed, but boy, he sure feels perky!

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Written by Theolonius McTavish

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-- Bottomless-Pit Fast-Food Franchises are also proud to announce expanded menu selections including Vixen Vegan Stir-Fry, low-carb Hades "Hot" Dogs, plus low-calorie Pluto-Pepper-Pizzas and Sassy-Soy-Styxs.

-- The Ministry of Hot Air has responded positively to negative comments, received fromrepparttar "Beelzebub & Friends Society", regardingrepparttar 118139 insipid flavor ofrepparttar 118140 potable water supply and nasal-impairments caused byrepparttar 118141 fetid air quality. Residents will be relieved to know thatrepparttar 118142 big "Blue Blazes" blast furnaces (owned byrepparttar 118143 Everlasting Fire & Crispy Roasting Corp.) must reduce noxious gas emissions by 20%, underrepparttar 118144 terms and conditions ofrepparttar 118145 Hot Air & Hot Aqua (HAHA) Treaty.

-- To addressrepparttar 118146 auditory-challenges of lost souls and departed spirits (i.e. valued Freedom-55ers ofrepparttar 118147 lower world),repparttar 118148 volume on JINX-98.5FM (Sisyphus Rock & Roll Radio) will be cranked up a notch or two, while glow-in-the-dark ear-plugs and virtual reality hard hats will be issued to youthful yahoo patrons ofrepparttar 118149 Dungeons & Dragons Night Club.

-- Satan's Storm Centre has responded to suggestions from wicked witches, testy trolls, and someone called "The Man from UNCLE" who want a simple, color-coordinated 24/7 emergency alert system (which has been reduced to 10 shades of red) and one prominent canary yellow button marked "Panic" (indicating it's definitely time to move to Plan B whatever that is).

Additional suggestions to improverepparttar 118150 quality of life in Hades should be addressed to The Head Honcho, Hades Office of Tourism, 112 Hot House Boulevard, HADES.

NOTE: If your letter returns with "address unknown" marked onrepparttar 118151 envelope, you'll know that you've been spared a wonderland vacation to Perdition (the place of fallen angels). So rejoice ... and as they say in leisure industry lingo, "Have a Nice Day"!

Theolonius McTavish, is a roving reporter and eccentric travel consultant covering out-of-the-way spots and unusual on-line destinations such as "The Quipping Queen"

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