After night was over we went to check on handle to see if maybe fratboy forgot, but sure as shit, he didn't. The funniest part is that next night my roommate (who pissed in bottle as well) and I ran into him at a convience store. So we start bullshitting with him and ask him what he is up to and he says he is picking up some sour mix so him and his frat brothers can make some whiskey sours that night. Ah, didn't he mean 'Pisskey Sours."

I'm sure he laughed under his breath a little thinking "I stole your guys' whiskey", but we laughed even louder when we realized that sig-ep fraternity was about to drink our piss.

dan the roommate man

6. GET YOUR LANDLORD TO DO A WALK THROUGH INSPECTION WITH YOU. He will then be able to point out any potential damages that you will be charged for.

7. YOU GENERALLY DO NOT HAVE TO REPAINT YOUR APARTMENT UNLESS YOU HAVE CHANGED THE COLOR OF THE WALLS. The lease may stipulate that you must return walls to their original color. If you have darkened walls and landlord has to put an additional coat of paint to cover it, he will change for second coat of paint.

8. BE SURE TO LEAVE A FORWARDING ADDRESS FOR YOUR SECURITY DEPOSIT. Leaving your old apartment in good condition is very important. Your new landlord will call your past landlords to check on what condition of apartment was when you left as well as to ensure that you gave proper notice. Just paying your rent on time is not enough.

dan the roommateman