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Envy, Envy, Envy. Didn’t anyone ever tell you to figure out what your own strengths are and go with them? On to you, Gluttony.
I am Gluttony. I spent all my money on marketing, every penny. I blew it all and it didn’t even work. Of course, I didn’t really test
success of a marketing strategy before I spent all my money on it, but that shouldn’t matter, should it. I mean, I spent SOOO MUCH MONEY. I marketed on radio and television and through direct mail. Maybe I should have researched a little more about my target market before I spent my entire marketing budget. Too late now. I’m broke!
Sorry about that, Gluttony. You’re up Sloth!
I am Sloth. I don’t bother to research
market before I begin marketing. It is too much effort to find out what
market wants. I don’t really like to ask my customers why they bought from me, or go to discussion groups to see what kind of marketing works for different target personalities. That would take a lot of movement and I don’t want to strain myself.
Well, we don’t want to take any more of your time and energy, Sloth. Last but not least, we have. . .Lechery?
I am Lechery. I lose interest in customers after a sale. I don’t understand
value of a lifetime customer. As soon as
sale is over, they are out
door, and I don’t even care. Sometimes I say I will call, offer them some promotion or other, but I never do it. They’re just customers. There are plenty of other fine customers out there. None of them are special. I get what I want out of them and I get lost. I don’t want some needy customer hanging around all
time, wanting to employ my services or give me money for my products. Talk about cramping my lifestyle!
That’s it folks. The Seven Deadly Marketing Sins have laid it all out for you. So what do you think? Are you going to marketing heaven or will you suffer eternal marketing torment?

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