ROOMMATE RENTAL APPLICATION

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Landlord or Contact Name: __________________________

phone # _____________________

Landlord Address: _______________________________________

Monthly Rental Amt.:______________

Resided on premises from _________to_____________

Employment Information:

Employer/Company Name

_______________________________________

Address _______________________________________

Supervisor's Name___________________________________

phone #_____________________

Position_____________________Salary $________

Start Date/Length of employment________

Employment Information for Co-Applicant:

Employer/Company Name _______________________________________

Address _______________________________________

Supervisor's Name___________________________________

phone #_____________________

Position_____________________Salary $________

Start Date/Length of employment________

I understand that I/we will be turned down if I/we falsify any information on this application. I/we authorizerepparttar verification of all above information by ______________________ to include credit, rental, employment and criminal background.

Applicant's signature

__________________________

Date_____________________

Co-Applicant __________________________

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DO I NEED A RENTAL APPLICATION FILLED OUT? YES

Rememberrepparttar 110551 person who answers your ad is a total stranger and you need to get to know him or her as quickly as possible. Have your potential renter fill out and sign a rental application. Along withrepparttar 110552 application get a copy of a photo ID.

dan the roommate man

www.roommateexpress.com


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After waking me up near midnight to go fix her freaking car!

I wrote her a note telling her I was done with her rude behind and I was moving out atrepparttar end of September. Then I went to work. While at work I get hysterical calls from her on my cell phone. I switch them off and put her on ignore. She is waiting for me when I come home! The moment I came in and she heardrepparttar 110550 door, out she came banging from her room acting like I had stabbed her inrepparttar 110551 chest. Mewling little eyes and face; cute little voice; harmless little act. Why am I upset with her because she is just B-L-I-N-D-S-I-D-E-D by that letter to her.

I told her to bring it up later, I didn't want to see her right then. In my room I wrote a detailed letter telling her everything you just read above this. I also said I was sick of anime, and even though I likedrepparttar 110552 muppets, I didn't shove muppets down her throat allrepparttar 110553 time like she did to me with anime. She came upstairs and said, "I would like to disprove everything you said in this letter point by point." She sits down, startsrepparttar 110554 waterworks (which I saw as extremely manipulative - btw, it didn't work) and denies everything inrepparttar 110555 letter, makes it sound like I'mrepparttar 110556 jerk for leaving, tells me I have to let her call me "bitch" because "my suicidal brother called people bitch" (???), and that basically I need to put up or shut up, and that I'm being unreasonable. She lies about EVERYTHING she's ever done, then suddenly goes off on this ten-minute rant aboutrepparttar 110557 muppets! "I did watchrepparttar 110558 muppets as a kid!" She wails. "I do know something aboutrepparttar 110559 muppets! You lie!"

Meanwhile I am thinking... displaced reality... is she not aware what this discussion is about...? Is this bitch a wackjob...?

She tops it off by sniveling, atrepparttar 110560 end, "... I think I might be schizophrenic."

(She "thinks"????)

I patronized and comforted her to get herrepparttar 110561 hell out of my room, and since then, she's colluded real tight with Filipino hacker. The two of them sit up laughing together all night (really FAKE laughter) like they've been best friends for eleven years, and this I think is supposed to make me feel "left out" (note to readers: I am 35 andrepparttar 110562 two of them are 20). They both are rude to me and ignore me as I pass thru, but I ignore them right back, stay polite, and stay away from them. I am moving out in a few days, but she had to get her last little jab in...

She came bringing me back some books I'd lent her, and gave me a terse little note saying that "since" I felt things were not working out, and I do not pay rent on time (a lie), I am "ordered to vacaterepparttar 110563 premises" of her house on October 2nd, and atrepparttar 110564 bottom ofrepparttar 110565 letter she warned me not to steal her broadband antenna which comes withrepparttar 110566 rent. As if I want it?

I've seen some real crazy roommates described on this board, but I think my former roommate Cathy Leicester takesrepparttar 110567 complete cake. She needs to be in a rubber room with people talking very softly to her. That way her friendrepparttar 110568 little doll will not be disturbed. I hope whoever considers her place and plans to move in as her tenant READS THIS FIRST.

Do not move in with this basket case. I repeat, do not!

dan the roommate man

www.roommateexpress.com


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