* I was suddenly displaced when owner of house accidently started it on fire.

* Renter must keep bathroom and kitchen spotless.

* I am not a total neat freak but I hate being shorter than stacks of beer cans.

* Lights out at 11:30.

* It can be anything except for a card board box.

* If you are looking for someone who is interested in staying out of trouble.....that is me.

* If you have aspirations to wear suits and ties etc. or like to wear sweaters around your neck.....You won’t like it here.

dan the roommate man

Tips:

Because your landlord will probably check your prospective roommate's credit history, ask your prospective roommate to provide your landlord with a copy of his or her credit report to save time during rental application process.

If your landlord increases rent for you and your new roommate, try to negotiate amount of increase with a lower counteroffer.

Warnings:

Some state and municipal rent control laws limit increases in rent and security deposits; check with local housing authorities about rent control laws in your area in order to protect your best interests.

DAN THE ROOMMATE