Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 3

Written by Lisa Jay


Continued from page 1
"colder than a witches tit" "dumber (or crazier) than a sh__ house rat" "hanging around her like flies on sh__" "sh__ or get offrepparttar pot." "does a wild bear sh__ inrepparttar 118082 wood?" "busier than a cat covering sh__ on a tile floor" "hornier than a two p___ered billy goat" "stiffer than a wedding d__" "more nervous than a whore in church" "useless as t__s on a boar hog" "you think with youíre a__ instead of your head" "as sure as sh__ stinks" "colder than a well digger's a__" "colder'n a brass monkey's a__" "busy as a cat covering sh__ on a hot tin roof" "happier than a pig in sh__" "up s___ creek without a paddle" "a crock of sh__" "looks like a crow sh__ him on a fence post &repparttar 118083 sun hatched him out" "acting like a b____ in heat" "tighter than a gnats a__ stretched over a rain-barrel" "don't have a pot to p___ in or a window to throw it out" "shaking like a dog sh____in' razor blades" "built like a brick sh__ house" "I'll be dipped in sh__ and rolled in bread crumbs" "Up and down like a whore on Saturday night."(something that fluctuates wildly like our current stock market.) "frog's a__ watertight?" "actin' like her t___ got caught in a wringer" "You look like you have been drug through a knot hole a__ backwards." "like a fart in a glove" "I am broke as flat as p___ on a plate"Eeyes are sh__-color brown." "pleased as p___ 'n vinegar." "her a__ is as big asrepparttar 118084 broad side ofrepparttar 118085 barn." "10 pounds of sh__ in a 5 pound bag" "dumber than sh__" "thin as p___ on a plank" "can't find his a__ with both hands" "up to my a__ in alligators" "doesn't know his a__ from page 13." "so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his a__" "couldn't find his a__ with both hands and a coon dog" "slicker than puppy sh__ on a wood floor" "as tired as a whore on nickel night" "busy as a bull's a__ in fly season" "on her like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat" "like sh__ through a goose" - meaning fast "He doesn't have enough sense to pour p___ out of a boot." "pleased as piss 'n vinegar." "he wouldn't know sh__ from Shinola" "he doesn't know his a___ from a hole inrepparttar 118086 ground!"

Lisa Jay is a freelance writer and the jewelry designer behind Lantana Designwear. You can visit her websites at http://www.LantanaDesignwear.com and www.JewelryMakingHQ.com Be sure to sign up for her newsletter at http://www.LantanaDesignwear.com/signup_newsletter to receive information on jewelry, fashion and womens issues.


Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 2

Written by Lisa Jay


Continued from page 1
"don't get your panties in a wad" - patients "he could sit onrepparttar fence andrepparttar 118081 birds would feed him" - lucky "he'd argue with a wooden Indian" - argumentative "he couldn't organize a pissing contest in a brewery." - worthless "he'll squeeze a nickel tilrepparttar 118082 buffalo screams." - cheap "don't trip overrepparttar 118083 outhouse." - caution "tired as a boomtown whore." - tired "don't squat on your spurs." "if you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas." "more fun than a barrel of monkeys!" "it's better than a sharp stick inrepparttar 118084 eye." "I'm busier than a cat covering crap." "off like a herd of turtles" "between a rock and a hard place" "shootin'repparttar 118085 breeze" - talking with friends. "whenrepparttar 118086 cows come home" "slept like a rock" "eat like a pig" "clean as a whistle" "fresh as a daisy" "the boob tube" "knock it off" "picture perfect" "a bunch of malarkey" "cute as a bug's ear" "knock your socks off" "the early bird getsrepparttar 118087 worm" "better late than never" "hind site is better than fore site" "waiting for my ship to come in" "wish in one hand and ____ inrepparttar 118088 other" "left high and dry with no pot to pee in." "kickrepparttar 118089 bucket" "six feet under" "in my prime" "early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" "slow as molasses" "nice as pie" "hitrepparttar 118090 hay" "rise & shine" "smooth as silk" "moxie" - a lot of guts "can't seerepparttar 118091 forest forrepparttar 118092 trees" "well heís got some brass ones don't he?" "that makes about as much sense as a jar of dirt." "too bad, too sad, life goes on." "fell outrepparttar 118093 cracker tree." "over yonder" "one gene short of a marble" "fit as a fiddle" "flat as a "flitter" "low as frozen molasses going up hill" "o dark thirty" "aren't you justrepparttar 118094 cat's pajamas!" - all dressed up "timbuktu" "jacking their jaw" - talking a lot "ah, button your lip" - shut up "slingin'repparttar 118095 bull." "going to town" - going shopping "inrepparttar 118096 boondocks" - out inrepparttar 118097 woods. "way out inrepparttar 118098 boonies" - way out inrepparttar 118099 woods "goosepen" - a burned out stump "no-account" "triflin" "ain't fit to tote guts to a bear" "like a red-headed stepchild" "rode hard and put up wet" "fixin' to learn big wood from brush" - learn a lesson "whipped like a rented mule" - loserepparttar 118100 game "I didn't come uprepparttar 118101 Clyde in a banana boat" "I was born at night, but not last night!" "my train fell offrepparttar 118102 track" "kick a bush" - go torepparttar 118103 'powder room' when you're out inrepparttar 118104 woods "wool choppin'" - hair cut "ear bobs" - earrings "ran sackedrepparttar 118105 place" "I work like a slave to bring inrepparttar 118106 bread" "chompers" - false teeth "neat as a pin" "cool as a cucumber" "ride likerepparttar 118107 wind" "gettin' your ears lowered" - hair cut "dishpan hands" "ifrepparttar 118108 devil don't find me andrepparttar 118109 crik (creek) don't rise" "ifrepparttar 118110 good Lord willin' andrepparttar 118111 crick don't rise" "in a pig's eye" "can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear" "spit quick or die." "numb as a hake" - hake is a fish "can't get theyah from heah" - can't get there from here "slicker than froghair" "plain as a mud fence" "tougher than a cob" "tighter than dick's hatband" "looser than a fart in a windstorm" "older than dirt" "he/she "would lie for a nickel andrepparttar 118112 truth worth a dime" "cuter than pink slippers" "gayer than a birthday tablecloth" "randier than a boar coon" †"He'd gripe with a ham under each arm" "Iím hungrier than a bitch hound dog suckin' pups" "She's uglier than a mud fence" "It'd be a dark night atrepparttar 118113 well before she'd get a drink- (In other words, she's so ugly she'd only get her water fromrepparttar 118114 well at night to avoid being seen.) "I'm hotter than a popcorn fart" "I'm sweatin' like a whore in church on Sunday" "I'm too pooped to pop." - very tired "I'm a stuck duck in a dry pond" - meaning a very difficult situation to get out of "It's so noisy in here, I can't hear myself think." "It's about as useless as a sore thumb" "It's colder than a well digger's butt in Idaho." "I'm worn to a frazzle" - very tired "It came a real gully-washer last night." - lots of rai) "Whew, I'm hot as a bear!" "There were so many people, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick. "took off like a cat hit inrepparttar 118115 a__ with a boot jack" "heís pretty as a speckled pup" "Heís drunker than Old Cooter Brown" "He came in 3 sheets inrepparttar 118116 wind" (to describe someone drunk) "He's tighter than a fiddle string" -very conservative with money - He doesn't know "Youíre gettin' just a little bit too big for your britches -- I may have to take you down a notch or two." "Oh, it's too far and snakey." "Don't just sit there like a frog on a log" "I'm so thirsty I could drinkrepparttar 118117 well dry"



Lisa Jay is a freelance writer and the jewelry designer behind Lantana Designwear. You can visit her websites at http://www.LantanaDesignwear.com and www.JewelryMakingHQ.com Be sure to sign up for her newsletter at http://www.LantanaDesignwear.com/signup_newsletter to receive information on jewelry, fashion and womens issues.


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