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Unexpected Guests:
Use an intercom to ascertain
identity of
visitor, By this method, you may avoid opening
door and
risk of inadvertantly inviting them inside. It is crucial that you use this approach at all times - even when
front door is open and
visitor is plainly visible behind
screen door. Feign blindness.
Provide an unwelcoming atmosphere at
entrance - no coatracks, tables, chairs or ironing boards that could hold coats. Should
visitor enter, assume
military "at ease" stance with your hands clasped behind your back. Maintain this position so that
visitor cannot hand their coat to you.
If guest still enters and wants to sit, prepare furniture by placing large, angular rocks under
cushions. Hide old rotten half-eaten bananas and unfinished yogurt cups (with children, there is always a constant and abundant supply on hand) in strategically chosen areas of
furniture to soil your visitor's clothing so that you may hurry them off to
dry cleaner and resume work.
We at WAHumor hope that you will find this basic primer to be of some use and always be mindful of
importance of proper etiquette for
work at home lifestyle.
With two boys, a dog, a cat, a wife and a household to keep together to boot, Dan Reinhold is
editor of WAHumor to hang on to his sanity by showing how insane
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