Our House is a Danger Zone

Written by David Leonhardt


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Just how fortuitous, I was about to learn.

As I headed toward my office to get some work done, she sniffedrepparttar new diaper. Making a funny face..."Pee-ew! She did this on your watch. Here, you take her."

I hightailed it to my desk, "No way. I just changed her. You take her."

"She's all yours," she insisted.

"No more dirty diapers," I cried, ducking behind a chair. "Somebody call 9-1-1. My wife is chasing me with a loaded baby!"

Having children at either end of toddlerhood opens up all kinds of opportunities for injuries. It seems they each take their rolls very seriously. Little Sister drops as much food onrepparttar 110623 floor as she can get her fingers into. And Little Lady is only too happy to help her little sister slip on that food later.

Of course, Little Sister is very polite, and she quickly reciprocates by grabbing Little Lady to hold her balance. Have you ever been grabbed by a 14-month old baby-toddler? She makes a pit bull's bite feel tender as a gentle ocean breeze.

And she always knows justrepparttar 110624 right places to grab, so that any family member can easily compete withrepparttar 110625 smoke alarm in volume, tone and free-style split-ear injury creation.

Yes,repparttar 110626 home has become an ominous booby trap, launching its attack on families where they least expect it. When evenrepparttar 110627 toaster andrepparttar 110628 smoke alarm collaborate on home insurgencies, can all-out warfare be far behind?

But I will haverepparttar 110629 final laugh. Just wait 'til I rewirerepparttar 110630 smoke alarm. Who needs to warned about smoke, anyway? In this house we need to be warned about dirty diapers. Hey, I feel a new invention coming on.

David Leonhardt is author of Climb Your Stairway to Heaven http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/Item.asp?Catalog=Books&Item=059517826X Read more personal growth articles: http://www.thehappyguy.com/self-actualization-articles.html Visit his liquid vitamins store: http://www.vitamin-supplements-store.net Or his happiness website: http://www.thehappyguy.com


My Single Parent - My Savior

Written by Nicole Brekelbaum


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Thank you mummy for being there, Your love and devotion show you care. Your own approach and take on life, Treasured by us who’ve seen your strife. You’ve given usrepparttar only security we know, And cared for us despite a low cash flow. Our hearts leap as we think of you, And our hope in life become anew.

by Nicole Brekelbaum


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