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"I hate to ask you, but I've got a plan to attack Great Satan America, and I need a million dollars."
"A million dollars? Is that all? Pocket change. I can get you a couple of million and I'm sure there are others in Middle East that would kick in something."
"I can send you a truck full of cash a week from Thursday. By way, I've got a question for you. You've evaded Americans since you attacked USS Cole. Do you have any suggestions on how I can hide from them if they invade?"
"Have you considered living in a hole in ground? It's worked pretty well for me."
"I don't know. I've been living in palaces for a while. Living in a hole in ground doesn't sound like much fun."
"What are you whining about? Try dragging a dialysis machine around from cave to cave while evading Americans, then you should complain."
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