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ETIQUETTE
Timing matters. No choice here. Arrive 15 minutes early and don’t leave before everyone leaves.
Don’t be first to complain about anything. No matter how it appears to you, company (boss) is putting on affair, and criticisms will be taken personally. Don’t send meat back; don’t complain about how hard chairs are. You’re a guest; be appreciative. Save face.
If boss does complain about something, agree, but be milder about it. Never upstage. If he thinks salmon is "atrocious," don't say, "I thought it was heavenly," or talk about a time when you got instantly ill with food poisoning over salmon one time. If he's got a big personality, he'll probably announce salmon won't do and tell waiter to take back everyone's. If it's more minor than that, say something like, "Yes, I think you’re right, but isn’t risotto delicious?”
Conversation is focus. Comments should never be made about what someone else is eating or isn’t (“What’s wrong Marcia? Don’t you like XX?”) or doing. If someone knocks over their water glass, help them out surreptitiously, but keep conversation going as if nothing had happened.
CROSS TALK
If boss starts a conversation with person on her side, you may do same, but be prepared to cease if boss takes stage again.
Many people find this practice obnoxious, but boss is “the presence,” and it’s their job to hold court. It’s work and it’s expected. Save any personal issues you may have about this for another time.
FISH BOWL
All of us know intuitively that person who isn’t nice to waiter isn’t a nice person at all. You are being watched.
BLEND
Match behaviors. Sedate, or rowdy, attempt to get with spirit of thing. Whatever personal idiosyncrasies you may have about food or spirits, keep it to yourself. No one wants to know that you're on a diet, lactose intolerant, in recovery, allergic to chocolate, or a vegan. Order or eat from what's available, without comment.
METALLIC?
What to wear? Office festive, which means a muted Christmas pin, scarf or tie, but don’t be shouting “Christmas.” Stay within normal range for attire at your office adding only a 'nod' to holidays. If you don't know difference between "professional dress up" and "party attire," you're going to flunk. This is not a time for skins, latex, cleavage, a lot of hairy chest exposed, a jingle bell bracelet, or anything remotely approaching a "costume."
You may feel like Mrs. Santa or Christmas Elf that night, but Monday morning you're going to be HR Director or Senior Accountant, and how can they respect you when they were staring at your exposed breasts across table?
DON’T ENJOY YOURSELF
Sorry, it’s one of most stressful things you can go through. You are trapped for an hour or more of scrutiny, you have to think every moment, and you must’ve relax.
If you're new to this, observe others to know what to do, imitate person you think is most savvy, and resist all urges to stand out in any way. There's nothing wrong with sitting there, smiling, and saying a little when spoken to. Observe with intent of learning. Notice what goes over well and what doesn't, and make mental notes for next time.
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