ODD JOBSWritten by Victoria Elizabeth
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-- "Father-Knows-Best" Policy Analyst -- Unplanned Gift Advisor to Stork -- Gourmet Bubble and Squeak Chef -- Jolly Green Thumber -- Petty Communications Officer -- Brown Betty Botcherist -- Escape Goat -- Bugaboo Pest Control Officer -- Troll Emergency Preparedness Planner -- Merry-Making Missionary -- Brown Bag Content Provider & Packing Specialist -- Pet Rock Watcher & Hard Rock Player -- Volunteer Burning Bush & Bucket Brigade Member -- Medusa Makeover Artist -- Bite Bullet & Biscuit Project Leader -- Dust Bunny Control Inspector -- Pointy-Hat Designer & Gothic Clothing Seamstress -- Certified Broomstick Operator -- Brownie Point Counter -- Horse Sense Philosopher -- Magpie Manager -- Road-Less-Travelled Recruiter -- Suppository & Support Hosery Consultant -- Snooze Alarmist -- Prince Valiant & Prince Charming Skills Evaluator -- Spotless Throne Room & Stop-Watch Housekeeping Director -- Red Ribbon Recycler & Return Merchandise Expert -- Stickey Wicket & Bad Karma Turnaround Tactician -- Licensed Perfectionist & Procrastinator -- Bungle-Conscious Breadwinner & Part-Time Banshee -- Registered Owner of a Sling-Shot -- Legal Pot Shot Shooter -- Supreme Goddess of Glitch in Wicked Wench Covey -- Bluffoligist, Blurtologist & Bumpfologist -- "The One And Only Boisterous Ballyhooing Bucksheeist"So, when boo-boos and lumps of life start getting you down, just put things into perspective. And don't forget, a little levity always defies gravity!
Victoria Elizabeth, can usually be found musing about little things in Life, the Universe, and Everything In Between from her blather-skating blog aptly called, "The Quipping Queen", at www.quippingqueen.blogspot.com
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