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Creature comforts
I was told that most humans have jobs, so I understand that you'll be spending time away from me. If you could see your way clear to leaving a few creature comforts behind, it would really help. First, I don't want to hog your people furniture—it's too big for me anyway. I could use one of those nice, comfy doggie beds. Floors are meant to be walked on, not lounged upon. I know that there are a number of places that I should not go when you're gone, so spray that indoor repellent, and I'll learn
first time. I'm a quick study—something about Pavlov!
Dogs in toyland
Toys will help me pass
time, assist me in my development, and most importantly, distract me from
fact that you're not here. I could have some REAL fun if you'd get me my very own cat, but I realize that is not likely. Here is a list of things that I would really, really enjoy if you cannot get me my own cat:
A nice supply of those rubber, chewy thingies Squishy, squeaky, talking toys Rawhide chews, dental chews, anything that I will mistake for a bone Treats, treats, and more treats – a never-ending supply of treats
Special occasion gifts
You humans have your porches, your patios and your tree houses. I would give my doggie eye teeth for my very own dog house. You could have Santa deliver it in time for
holidays, or you save it for a birthday treat. Either way, it'll give me my own little hideaway and protect me from
elements, should you take temporary leave of your human senses and leave me outside while you run one of your many errands. If you can't swing
canine estate just yet, maybe we could negotiate a doggie door?
Above all, I require
same devotion and attention that you expect from me. Treat me right, and I'll be your best friend for life.
Love and kisses,
Your beloved doggie

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