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It almost appears that adult penis is equivalent of a Barbie doll. They get to bathe it, dress it up, and play with it.
Not only is maintenance a problem, but judging from snippets of overhead male conversation, bad penile behavior certainly must run rampant. Truly, their conduct must be appalling. These poor, put upon, men are constantly involved in distasteful, but necessary task of rebuking wayward organ, by “spanking monkey” or “choking chicken”.
And accountability? Nope, none at all. These tiny, dangerous organs take no responsibility for their actions. They’re able to rise from their little nest, and somehow, with only one good eye, are able to hypnotize their owners, all while, ferreting out their target. What they do, and how they do it is of no concern. They’re not particularly picky about their targets either, often adopting an “any port in storm” type of mentality. Sometimes they’ll even go off, half cocked, leaving their poor owners dazed and senseless.
We, as women, really should give men a bit more respect. Spending a lifetime as a penis wrangler deserves some sort of credit.
In case you’re wondering how I feel about my body parts - I have a vagina. I’m glad I have a vagina. It just sits there and patiently waits for its call to action.
And by way, you’re not going to catch me calling anything “Large Marge”.
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D. Gustafson is a mother, grandmother, daughter, ex-wife, artist, accountant, webmaster, and published writer.
Oh, and of course, we can’t leave out, “over achiever”. Give her a couple of years, and with any luck, maybe we can toss in crane operator and, who knows, possibly dictator of a small tropical island.