Magic in Your Spice RackWritten by Sam Stevens
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MINT: If you need to sparkle in a crowd, charm, woo or sell something, trying nibbling on a little mint or drinking mint tea before you do your presentation. However, if that is too archaic for you, sucking on a spearmint-flavored Tic Tac will do trick as well. PARSLEY: Need some cold hard cash? Make a tea out of dried parsley by boiling a teaspoon of dried herb and adding it to a cup of boiled water. Either add it to your bath or put it in an atomizer. The idea is to sprinkle or spray parsley water in a clockwise direction in your house to raise your money drawing vibration. ROSEMARY: Rosemary is a protective herb and whole needles can be sprinkled around perimeter of a house for protection. If you like antiques, but are worried about vibe of previous owner of what you bought, a wash made of one teaspoon of dried herb to one cup of boiling water can be used to purify object from energies of its past owners. SAGE: Sage is an herb of wisdom. A tea made from a teaspoon of sage and a cup of boiling water can be added to bath-tub or sprinkled throughout house to help destroy illusions and raise mental clarity. You can also buy it commercially, in tea bags, and drink it to help improve your memory while studying for tests.
Sam Steven's metaphysical articles have been published in many high-standing newspapers and she has published several books. You can meet Sam Stevens at http://www.psychicrealm.com where she works as a professional psychic. You can also read more of her articles at http://www.newagenotebook.com where she is the staff writer. Currently she is studying technology's impact on the metaphysics.
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you've been following recipes, havoc is still being wreaked in your life. Do you think that if a spell actually worked, a real witch would really give her secrets of success away in a book that could be had for 10 bucks? Think about it. 1. If all those love spells you do actually worked, you wouldn't need to be using a vibrator. 2. Dressing like Sailor Moon won't give you supernatural powers. 3. Dressing in a way that appeals to men empowers men, not you... think again. 4. Statistics in The Toronto Sun recently cited that witchcraft is No. 1 interest of teenage girls, so if you're a wannabe, chances are that this is your favorite show. 5. So far you've been practicing witchcraft all by yourself. Wouldn't it be nice to belong to a real coven like Rosemary's friends? D) SURPRISE... YOU'RE NOT A WITCH BUT A GAY MAN! If your answers are all "d", you're gay! I know it's confusing, but it's true. Gay males love a good wicked female archetype more than life itself. 1. You like to clean; that means you're gay! 2. Cats are considered to be "gay children". 3. You also like to do occasional impression of Joan Crawford. 4. She's a Goddess in Office! You wanna be Evil Scheming Manipulative Heather Locklear! 5. You love scene where Joan beats little Christina with hanger. E) YOU'RE A WITCH'S VICTIM If your answers are all "e", only kind of spell you know is a fainting spell. You're more kind of person prone to be victim of witches because you refuse to acknowledge that magic exists. You wouldn't know what an athame was if you were lying on a slab and it was plunged into your heart (not that there's anything wrong with that). 1. Witches have cast spells so they get all men and all rides home. 2. All straight males have been bewitched by real witches, so you're stuck with this gay friend. 3. You are victim of many psychic attacks practiced by amateur witchlets out there. 4. You don't really like Kathie Lee Gifford but for some reason every time she's on TV you just can't stop watching her... it's like you're under her spell or something. 6. The Wizard of Oz is only movie you've seen with a real witch in it. * Editorial Note: This is our beloved Samantha exercising her funny bone; athames are never meant to touch blood and are not used in any form of sacrifice. No Victims were harmed or sacrificed in writing of this article. J (David)
Sam Steven's metaphysical articles have been published in many high-standing newspapers and she has published several books. You can meet Sam Stevens at http://www.psychicrealm.com where she works as a professional psychic. You can also read more of her articles at http://www.newagenotebook.com where she is the staff writer. Currently she is studying technology's impact on the metaphysics.
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