After waking me up near midnight to go fix her freaking car!

I wrote her a note telling her I was done with her rude behind and I was moving out at end of September. Then I went to work. While at work I get hysterical calls from her on my cell phone. I switch them off and put her on ignore. She is waiting for me when I come home! The moment I came in and she heard door, out she came banging from her room acting like I had stabbed her in chest. Mewling little eyes and face; cute little voice; harmless little act. Why am I upset with her because she is just B-L-I-N-D-S-I-D-E-D by that letter to her.

I told her to bring it up later, I didn't want to see her right then. In my room I wrote a detailed letter telling her everything you just read above this. I also said I was sick of anime, and even though I liked muppets, I didn't shove muppets down her throat all time like she did to me with anime. She came upstairs and said, "I would like to disprove everything you said in this letter point by point." She sits down, starts waterworks (which I saw as extremely manipulative - btw, it didn't work) and denies everything in letter, makes it sound like I'm jerk for leaving, tells me I have to let her call me "bitch" because "my suicidal brother called people bitch" (???), and that basically I need to put up or shut up, and that I'm being unreasonable. She lies about EVERYTHING she's ever done, then suddenly goes off on this ten-minute rant about muppets! "I did watch muppets as a kid!" She wails. "I do know something about muppets! You lie!"

Meanwhile I am thinking... displaced reality... is she not aware what this discussion is about...? Is this bitch a wackjob...?

She tops it off by sniveling, at end, "... I think I might be schizophrenic."

(She "thinks"????)

I patronized and comforted her to get her hell out of my room, and since then, she's colluded real tight with Filipino hacker. The two of them sit up laughing together all night (really FAKE laughter) like they've been best friends for eleven years, and this I think is supposed to make me feel "left out" (note to readers: I am 35 and two of them are 20). They both are rude to me and ignore me as I pass thru, but I ignore them right back, stay polite, and stay away from them. I am moving out in a few days, but she had to get her last little jab in...

She came bringing me back some books I'd lent her, and gave me a terse little note saying that "since" I felt things were not working out, and I do not pay rent on time (a lie), I am "ordered to vacate premises" of her house on October 2nd, and at bottom of letter she warned me not to steal her broadband antenna which comes with rent. As if I want it?

I've seen some real crazy roommates described on this board, but I think my former roommate Cathy Leicester takes complete cake. She needs to be in a rubber room with people talking very softly to her. That way her friend little doll will not be disturbed. I hope whoever considers her place and plans to move in as her tenant READS THIS FIRST.

Do not move in with this basket case. I repeat, do not!

dan the roommate man

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