A man was arrested after knocking out an armored car driver and stealing closest four bags of money. It turned out they contained $800 in PENNIES, weighed 30 pounds each and slowed him to a stagger during his getaway so that police officers easily jumped him from behind.

A police officer pulled over a driver early Wednesday because van she was driving appeared to be out of control. According to his police report, 42-year-old driver not only seemed to be intoxicated, but said: "Please give me a break. I'm drunk."

You may introduce a character who always has a joke to tell. I’m not talking about king of one-liners, but don’t you know people who have a joke to share every time you meet them?

A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts.. Can you check it out please?” The doctor rolls up man's sleeve and suddenly hears arm talk. "Hello, Doctor.” says arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!” "Aha!'' says doctor. ''I see problem. Your arm is broke!"

So lighten up a little. It’s ok. Even if your book is serious, your characters don’t always have to be.

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