“Absolutely” responds first man. He races over to first tent, picks up 5th of Vodka and guzzles it down. Stumbling out of tent in 58 seconds flat, he looks over to man across street and gets thumbs up. He shoots into second tent. For three and a half hours, tent is tumbling. You hear screams and roars. Finally man comes out and yells out to man waiting across street, “Where is woman with loose tooth.”

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By sending an email like this to your friends you can get thousands of hits within a few short weeks… absolutely free. And as stated before, these tend to have a residual effect. There is no telling where these emails can end up.

Here are a few keys to make your joke emails as effective as possible: ·Mail out these to all your online friends ·Mail often ·Use different jokes by visiting joke sites or copy your jokes from books ·Box your advertising to draw attention ·Always use http:// in front of web address to insure a proper link ·Always ask for joke to be passed on

There you have it. It’s simple, fun, free and profitable. Your own email marketing machine. Set it in motion today and start laughing your way to bank.

Michael S. Martinez is a freelance writer who has been featured in Home Business Magazines, Cutting Edge Opportunities and others. He is also author of “The Mind Mastery Course.” http://www.self-educator.com/mind_mastery_course.htm

Another great lesson to be learned from mega-earners is their marketing consistency. They focus on getting their message out in front of as many people as possible by employing a step by step marketing practice. Realizing power of repeated exposure, they persevere through failed attempts knowing that if they continue success is certain. In fact, statistics prove 87% of sales come after 9 exposures to an offer. Think of how many people quit before they hit this minimum.

Finally, one of most common focuses you will see in big earners is their never-ending desire for personal development. They are constantly reading and searching to find more effective marketing systems. They eat up anything available that will give them that slight edge. You see them attend seminars just to come out with one single idea. That ladies and gentlemen is commitment. That is focus. And rewards speak for themselves. These people are among top 1% of Americas wealthiest people. They do what they want, when they want, with whom they want, as much as they want. They are personification of American dream.

The American dream can be your reality if you learn and practice focusing on success. Take these online millionaires as mentors and follow their strategies of focus as outlined in here and you too will reap bonanza and freedom of wealth without limits.

Michael S. Martinez is a freelance writer featured in national home business magazines and author of “The Mind Mastery Course.” For more information visit http://www.self-educator.com/mind_mastery_course.htm