4. There would be people on every street corner giving away just about anything you can name, homes, cars, groceries, medical insurance, swimming pools, and on and on and on. Of course, if you want to live in house you'll need to purchase "Pro Version" that actually includes lot to put it on. If you really want to enjoy living in that house you might consider "Super Pro Package" that includes your choice of 12 different furniture packages. And then there's Mega Super Pro Package that will locate your house, your lot and furnishings outside, of Siberia.

How about that great sounding health insurance that guy in clown suit is hollering about, it really sounds like something we could use. Well, it sounded good until I needed to use it for something besides ingrown toe nail surgery. After I got above neck plugin, below neck upgrade and respiratory package I was paying $100 a month more for my "free insurance" than I was for insurance I had to buy.

Yup, just Imagine!

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You see, in my school, they have already given me a seat for 11th standard, based on my good performance throughout year (I study fairly well). So all I have to do is maintain marks I secured in my school in Board exam. It seems only I understand this... I am gradually converting my parents to this view…

Imagine this painful scenario. A geust, whom I am meeting for first time, comes to my house. The minute he finds out that I have just finished tenth standard, he will ask for my marks. I will tell him that total is 974. Immediately he will ask me if it is 974/1000. I have to painfully remind him that it is 974/1100. Then he will ask why mark is not higher and then he will lecture me …. And I have met him for first time!!!

So I see, this is why, after my results come out, it is going to be very painfall for me for a few weeks…. Gradually, due to great healer, time, people will forget about me and my marks… and I can continue my life.