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"Can I see
proof, please?"
"Sorry, we don't have a copy."
"Can I please speak with someone in your abuse department?"
"Sorry, I can't connect you. You have to email them," she replied. "They don't even have telephones. Imagine
abuse they would take if they did?"
Really? I could not imagine why. I emailed
abuse department. It took them just 35 minutes to inform me that they would respond to my email within 24 hours. Weeks later, I still have not heard back from them.
I headed to
bar and grill across
street to tame, once again, those growling beasts in my stomach.
"Would you believe my business just got shut down for sending junk mail I did not even send?" I asked of
customer next to me.
"Don't I know it? I used to be a spam cop. We shut websites down all
time for sending unsolicited email. We never bothered checking if
complaints were legit. Didn't last long, though," he moaned.
"Why not?"
"One day I walked into my boss' office and spoke to him."
"So?"
"It was unsolicited. I was fired on
spot. By
time I got back, there was a photocopy machine where my desk used to be."
"So where do you work now?"
"Nowhere. How can anybody find a job if they can't send an unsolicited resume."
"But doesn't every exchange begin with an unsolicited message," I asked.
"Welcome to
post-Internet world. The greatest communications tool of all time ended communications forever."
"But what can we do about it?" I wanted to know.
"I don't know about you," he said as he slipped into his jacket. "But I'm off to
freedom-of-speech bureau to report an unsolicited conversation. They should be here soon to staple your mouth shut."

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