He goes to Middle East to find out why they hate America. And his ears were full. He was told how Israel gunned down Palestians in their thousands and dug a trench around their beloved Yasser Arafat, while Uncle Sam looked away. And now America has sworn to bomb Iraq and negotiate with North Korea, even when former says that they do not have dangerous weapons, while latter is daring to strike America! (the definition of double standards). And to think that there are many nations possessing nuclear weapons, and even threatening to use them against each other. (Ask India and Pakistan) .And no one is talking of disarming them. (In fact Arabs say that UN should disarm America).

Uncle Sam than goes to Europe to meet his traditional friends. But it was like ALICE IN WONDERLAND. Because even these reject him. For France and Germany (even Germany) say that Uncle Sam is flaunting himself all over place, and that they would not allow him to lord over them. Hearing this, Uncle Sam ran a great run to Americas, his territory.

Now, when he asked to know if his neighbors love him, they answered in negative. They say that America's financial aid is selfish because it is using it to perpetuate its political and economic interests. After all, Uncle Sam sees all dictators in South America and does nothing. They said that America is fighting drug war in Latin America in order to provide safe haven for Uncle Sam.

So, what would Uncle Sam do to please world? Solve world's political, economic, and social problems. Listen to world. And never do a thing that would make world to march against America.

Uncle Sam sat down and meditated, at end of his great quest on why they hate us, and wondered how he would be able to solve world's multifaceted problems. And for inspiration, he remembers Star-Spangled Banner, and song: God bless America. And he rose to his feet and smiled, determined to banish September 11's.

May God Bless America!

ARTHUR ZULU, Most Controversial Writer in World, is author of best-selling book HOW TO WRITE A BEST-SELLER. For your copy and free excerpt, click on http://www.1stbooks.com/bookview/10975. For contact, mail to: controversialwriter@yahoo.com.