On average, I don't get traditional 8 hours of sleep anyway. Why? Because I'm pushing myself to take care of my family during day and work a demanding online business both day and night! Without a 'regular' job, however, I'm looked down on.

Well, I ask you, are my kids starving? No. Are we living in a box out on street? No. Just because you have to get up in morning and go to work don't blame me! As far as I'm concerned I work just as hard as anyone, and harder than most. I don't get luxury of having someone schedule my day for me, I have to do it myself. I am my own motivation. I regulate my own work habits. This is no cake walk business, lady, I work for my money whether you take me seriously or not!

How many people in world can truthfully claim they make money over Internet? 0.001%? Maybe? Well I can, lady, and I do a lot if it while you are -- guess what? ASLEEP!

So, why don't you show a little courtesy, respect, and common decency. I respect your job, why can't you respect mine? Because it's non-traditional? My business is about serving others. Is that so non-traditional?

Internet marketing is real. I do not engage in scams or schemes. I am making a profitable business work, and it's growing monthly. So, take your snooty attitude, your 'holier than thou' tone of voice and turn it around on yourself. I know what I'm doing, and I'm doing it for myself, my family, and my clients.

Besides, having that kind of attitude isn't going to get you that BIG 50 cents an hour raise you've been working towards for last 8 months.

Enjoy your work day, lady. I'm taking a nap!

This is a great start for a commercial, but where do you go from here? First find inherent drama involved with your product. I'm not talking daytime television here, more along lines of interesting. Lots of people like tortilla chips, and with today's emphasis on fitness and healthful eating, great taste without fat is a great stress point.

People buy benefits, not products-- nick free silky smoothness of a twenty dollar disposable razor, or convenience of never, ever having to miss a call with call waiting, caller ID, and call forwarding packages are a few examples. These benefits have to be believable, however, or people will not be convinced. You could say, "Tiny's Fat Free Tortilla Chips offer all taste and half fat of leading competitor, and we're willing to back that with a no questions asked money back guarantee."

Having advertisement captivate audience is crucial, but only in a certain way. If your ad is more interesting than product, you've failed, but if advertisement doesn't live up to excitement of product, it won't entice viewers or readers to pay attention. You can make your ad interesting enough to pay attention to by motivating your audience to do something. Tell them exactly what to do-- go to store, call my hotline, buy my chips, or ask for my product by name.

Above all, communicate clearly. Make sure you make sense, because even if you know what you're talking about, not everyone will. If you gain understand your strategy, and begin to appeal to people's innate longing for good, you will probably come up with a great commercial or ad to kick start your sales.