4. Will you be able to get insurance - not just for fire or theft, but for your $3000 computer system, and for public liability, if necessary? Call a local agent and discuss your business plan thoroughly, before you hang out that shingle.

5. Is there adequate lighting, heat availability and air ventilation in room you are planning for your office? Will your electrical and telephone systems be able to handle increased activity and strain, or will you need to upgrade first?

If you really aren't sure whether or not your present home is suitable to establish a home-based business, it may be advisable to consult with a real estate specialist in your area. These professionals are often quite knowledgeable and up-to-date regarding whether or not you can set up a home- based business in your current location.

Avoid stress of finding out, too late, that a home-based business just isn't do-able from your present home.

Go Wake up Lucille! And tell her to wake up kids, too! Put cat out on porch! Get George out of bathroom! He's gonna want to hear this too...

I just gave you your very own Home Grown Internet Biz step- by-step business plan! Follow above list and you will have all success you want. That's a promise. But only if you do it.

Is it going to take you awhile? Well sure. You don't plant corn today and eat corn on cob next week...Unless you buy it from your grocery. But more time you work sooner you'll make it. Just common sense.

Yeah, Yeah. I know what's going through your greedy little mind. OK, edward thorpe/The Laziest Dude on The Internet, so where do I grab all that free training?

Well, I'd be doing you dirty if I told you. It's like this. Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

But I will point you in right direction. Going in this direction will teach you gobs in its own right.

Go to search engines and do keyword searches for above list. (I like google.com) Then just follow trail. Become a sleuth. You'll have fun. And you will learn a great deal in process.

If you don't have time to learn everything right away, no problem. You don't have to wait to eat your corn on cob. And you don't have to wait until you learn everything for yourself, either. At least not at first. But you'll want to learn basics,eventually.

But if you're ready to go now, great. You can buy most of what you need.

Yes, You can buy ready made professionally designed websites. They can have tools you'll need already installed and ready for you to use. Some of these sites will even let you sell for them.

There you go. An Instant Home Grown Internet Biz for you.

For example, I sell very affordable websites that come with just about everything you'll need to get started pronto. And you can even buy with a low monthly payment.

You can get your site and become an affiliate and let your site pay it's own way. IF you've got hankering to get started fast.

Otherwise, follow list above. Either way you choose to go...

Yahooooo!

OK. Times up. Which position would you rather your Home Grown Internet Biz be in?

The boozing bride -or- bridegroom's Mom?

Nope, it's not a trick question. Trust yourself.

Yahooooo! Git along you internet cowboys and girls!