Hello I'm Flunky Girdle Tushie...Pleased To Meet YouWritten by Michael Lemm
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Use second letter of your last name to determine first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use fourth letter of your last name to determine second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now if you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!
OK....now I'll start (geez...somebody has to do it. LOL)
Flunky GirdleTushie here............
Dang.....If my Mom named me that I'd change species.
God Bless, "Flunky"
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Downline Club for the Success in Your Downline mlm MarketingWritten by John Old
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when you signed up,give explanations on what materials they will need to get started,let them know your polices with a brief explanation,let them know what your follow-up system is,and provide any sources that will be helpful ie advertising and websites.Remember there are 2 buzz words in mlm network marketing and they are automation and duplication.Duplication is an huge part of any automated system. Because it allows you to repeat success of others who have already gotten rich on program. A duplicatable system allows others to sign up under you and run program same as you. Making your own downline productive. That can make you a lot of money.Another way to build your network is to make sure company that you join uses a automated recruiting system.A good automated system will have,1.Web Site,2. Free Report Follow Up System,3. Professionally written advertisements and contact letters,4. Fax-on-Demand,5. Phone Support ,6.Conference Calls,7. Audio/Video Tapes,8. Autoresponder Sales Letters,9. Training,10. Phone/Web site/Fax ordering Company Ships Products,11. Company Conference Calls,12. Ad Co-ops,13. Extra Income with Generic Resources,14. In-House Discounted Leads,and 15. Lead Upload. If you sponsor just 10 people in a few months, and then train them to duplicate you.You will undoubtedly have 300 people in your downline lots faster than if you did it yourself. And cost will be just a fraction! That's why duplication is such an important part of building your MLM business.Doing great support work with your new members will insure that each new member duplicates what you have done. One of oldest saying in MLM is that you are only as successful as people in your downline.
In conclusion,with your mlm network marketing you need to work your butt off for at least first 2 years of your business.Building a network marketing takes time. It takes patience. But what few distributors seem to realize is that it gets easier, it happens faster, as time goes on. Few MLM distributors stick around long enough to see this happen. Think about it for a moment. You start out with one person building your organization which is you! Then you sign up a 2 people. Now you have three people all working to build your organization. In a month or so you might have only twelve people in your downline. That's twelve people who could all contribute to your downline. The more your group builds, more people there are to help build it even bigger.It's very rewarding when you see others in your team start to develop into leaders and all of a sudden you're delegating more and more to them and real freedom starts to happen for you!Here are some things to believe in,1.in yourself and a big outcome,2.in concept of mlm networking and how it will help you reach your goal,and 3.believe in your company's concept.You need to train your downline to do same things you do.You will need to write a lot of letters to your downline and letters for sales.I wish you all success in world in joining a good downline club and building a downline in mlm marketing network.
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