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June 15 – LOOPY LIBRARY DAY (Time to look for a book with a really weird title to amaze your friends, family, or colleagues at work just to see look on their faces!)
June 16 – HIGH-MUCK-A-MUCK APPRECIATION DAY (Use your imagination and write a flattering note to a Big Cheese from a merry mouse of course!)
June 17 – NATIONAL SWING & TEETER-TOTTER APPRECIATION DAY (Time to test every playground swing and teeter-totter in town just for heck of it!)
June 18 – NATIONAL PET-PEEVE DAY (Name those top five blessed things that people do that nearly drive you to drink, …up a wall…or maybe right round bend).
June 19 – SIR WALTER RALEIGH APPRECIATION DAY (A time to honor all patriarchs who engage in shameless acts of chivalry and wanton acts of gallantry like giving up their seat or opening doors for a woman, bestowing flowers upon fair sex and laying down of one’s coat in a pretty big puddle to impress those feisty feminists).
June 20 – HASTY PUDDING DAY (There are only got three things in cupboard and you have to make a tasty treat in five minutes…what’s recipe and ingredients?)
June 21 – INTERNATIONAL HARUM-SCARUM DAY (A day of utterly reckless abandon, with no busybodies, monitors, or supervisors in sight…what are you doing?)
June 22 – LONG JOHN APPRECIATION DAY – (What a terrific way to celebrate longest day of year not to mention tidy up your bottom drawer at same time).
June 23 – HAND-ME-DOWN DAY (Pass along a previously-enjoyed, ready-made, cheap or shoddy thing to someone who truly deserves it…what is it and who gets it?)
June 24 – HARE & HOUNDS DAY (A wonderful excuse to scatter scraps of waste paper in woods and then invite some flummoxed friends along to follow trail).
June 25 – HANKY-PANKY APPRECIATION DAY (A way to honor hocus-pocus inclined who aren’t into hand-holding, handsprings, or arm-wrestling)
June 26 – NATIONAL GLOATING DAY (Time to glance admiringly at apple of one’s eye or delight in someone else’s misfortune as long as person doesn’t see you).
June 27 – STANDING ON ONE’S HEAD DAY (To gain a new perspective on life; not recommended for precocious pin-heads or members of Flat Earth Society).
June 28 – GLOBAL GLAD-HANDING & GAD-FLY APPRECIATION DAY (In recognition of people who love people and their annoying little habit of inserting smiley-faces in signature line of every email or hand-written note they send you!)
June 29 – GREAT GIZMO & GADGET DAY (Time to let everyone know your top three “must-haves” on your exceedingly long Christmas Wish List this year!)
June 30 – HARD-AND-FAST-RULE BREAKING DAY (The Fickle Finger of Fate has allowed you one day to bend or break an immutable rule …which one is it?)
Lady Beatrice Blitterlees (referred to as the Duchess of Dither) and Lord Earl Craboon (otherwise known as the Duke of Doorknobs) are a delightful duo of dingbats who frequent the ripsnorthing royal court of The Quipping Queen at www.quippingqueen.blogspot.com