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Trying to surface, I found myself underneath a large object in
water. I tried to get clear, but it seemed to move with me. The large object had a life jacket strapped to it, and I was finally able to grab it and push off. I reached
surface and began laughing. The paddlers hurriedly climbed back into
boat. Seated beside me in
bow,
large object explained that he was reaching down to keep me from falling out when
increasing incline toppled him out, too. Good ol’ Bob — he was going to make a great paddling partner. That night we laughed again at
video shot by kayak guide Josh. Stan had remained in
raft, but
four paddlers looked like leftover food scraped hastily off of a dinner plate.
Perhaps a quick primer on
rating of whitewater is in order:
Class I: Gently rippling water; you crack open a cold beer. Class II: Beer occasionally sloshes out of its can. Class III: Can is unceremoniously dropped into raft as you grab your paddle. Class IV: Beer can flies out of raft as you hang on for dear life. Class V: You instantly forswear alcohol with newfound religious fervor. Class VI: Considered un-runnable; you hope there’s beer in heaven.
Of course, we weren’t drinking during
day. This river is challenging enough already. By
way, if you ever run a rapid with a name like “Care Bears,” take it seriously.
The setting sun glinted off my glass of fruity Chilean Carmenere as we lounged on
patio. Inside, chef Rocio and her crew were preparing a delicious meal featuring organic produce from
garden and seafood from
nearby Pacific. H2O Patagonia offers custom trips for families, women, and even gay couples. This expedition, “Adventures in Wine", featured tastings conducted by Alex, a highly trained sommelier from Santiago. It seems some of
best Chilean wines are not exported, and many contained some delightful surprises. Alex poured us a sauvignon blanc with
spice of a Gewürztraminer, and a Gewürztraminer with
crisp freshness of sauvignon blanc. Did I mention things can seem turned upside-down here?
Last Resort
The Mapuche were feisty natives who survived repeated attempts at subjugation by Spaniards and Incas. We too were thinking of survival as we put our rafts in
water half a mile above Inferno Canyon. A thin but ominous overcast dimmed
sky. We would run an easier rapid en-route as a warm-up: “Class IV for breakfast,” Harvey chirped. Pillow Rock had been Class IV, and it had eaten us for breakfast.
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