Guys Love What Women Don't

Written by Ed Williams


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3. Burping loudly - Im not going to say anything else here or Ill get in trouble, but just suffice it to say that most men get a big kick out of this, and all women despise it. No one ever said that Mother Nature is always pretty, you know.

4. Hating ties - Any man that has a testosterone count higher than Liberace hates neck ties. Absolutely despises them. They had to be invented by a fervent man-hater -repparttar problem is, women love for you to wear one just as badly as you hate doing so. Id rather spend a Saturday poisoning wasp nests than to wear a neck tie to a formal social function. Unfortunately,repparttar 118064 women in our lives can give you pretty convincing reasons to wear one, so, we have to do it. But it still stinks like a dead frog inrepparttar 118065 hot sun, though.

5. Not wanting to use strange toilets - For some reason, women can go into a restroom in a restaurant, gas station, or other public facility and use it without hesitation. Conversely, most men hate using a strange toilet. For us, images of mutant bacteria that could eat whole cows alive live on those toilet seats. Ive even resisted going torepparttar 118066 bathroom instead of being forced to use a strange one. Honestly, I think most of you ladies out there need to rethink this one.

And there you have it. Some ofrepparttar 118067 most well known guys things there are. Probably, if Im guessing right, Id say that some of you ladies out there might want equal time, maybe a future column about gals things. The only thing is, Im not biologically qualified to write it. My suggestion would be to contact my good friend, columnist Amy Eason (www.amy-eason.com). Tell her I wrote a column about guys things, and that you think a response is in order. Thatll get her back up enough that Ill guarantee you shell produce a wonderful, women friendly masterpiece for all you ladies...

Eds latest book, Rough As A Cob, can be ordered by calling River City Publishing toll-free at: 877-408-7078. Hes also a popular after dinner speaker, and his column runs in a number of Southeastern publications. You can contact him via email at: ed3@ed-williams.com, or through his web site address at: www.ed-williams.com.


Women Own Weddings!

Written by Ed Williams


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Personally, if I were single and getting married tomorrow, I would forgo a traditional wedding and opt for getting married on a cruise ship. And no, not because of allrepparttar nice placesrepparttar 118063 ship would take me, but because getting married on a cruise ship means thatrepparttar 118064 honeymoon begins just as soon as you walk back to your cabin. The honeymoon isrepparttar 118065 highlight ofrepparttar 118066 whole marriage service forrepparttar 118067 male, and also happens to berepparttar 118068 item that he typically has to waitrepparttar 118069 longest to enjoy, so getting married on a cruise ship eliminates this particular problem.

In conclusion, ladies, please dont get too hacked off at me because of these observations - as much happiness as yall bring into mens lives,repparttar 118070 least we men can do is endurerepparttar 118071 before noted horrors ofrepparttar 118072 marriage ceremony itself. All in all, a couple of hours of torture vs. getting to spendrepparttar 118073 rest of your life with a lovely woman is well worth it all inrepparttar 118074 end. Well, well worth it all unless your bride has an old maid aunt with whiskers who wants to give you a big ole kiss when you run up on her inrepparttar 118075 reception line...

Eds latest book, Rough As A Cob, can be ordered by calling River City Publishing toll-free at: 877-408-7078. Hes also a popular after dinner speaker, and his column runs in a number of Southeastern publications. You can contact him via email at: ed3@ed-williams.com, or through his web site address at: www.ed-williams.com.


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