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Poker has never been a "sure thing" but it is a bankroll-expander for skilled player. Know there's a better player than you out there somewhere. Do your best to avoid this competitor. Rather try to join a bunch of novices and quietly drain their money from them while you gently show them ropes. When you've cleaned them out they'll still think you're a nice person because you improved their skills. You'll love them for giving you their money.