As I was cruising through sites on internet devoted to this fascinating subject, it occured me that one could make a vibrational essence out of just about anything. It's not like you need a degree to conduct these special vibrations. Anybody can do it. In fact, I was thinking of creating my own line of vibrational essences for esoteric connoisour. How about "Sexual Realization" -- an essence made in back seat of a 1972 Ford Chrysler under a full moon on Halloween while chewing pink bubblegum and losing one's virginity at a Drive In. Or "Patience of A Saint" -- an essence I personally channelled while standing in line at Toronto Dominion Bank under flourescent lights while having to pee while trying to cash a cheque during a heat-wave day in Toronto in 1986 or "Complete Fulfillment" -- an essence I made well dancing completely nude in rain around a huge bonfire during a thunderstorm while being made love to by two men and women and eating lasagna at same time during last harmonic convergence?"

Years ago, I came up with idea for an esoteric spray called "Babe Away" --- an aersol that would contain a concentration of energy that would repel unwanted attentions away. Sadly, once again, I was ahead of my time. Petaltone, a company out of Britain has made a product called Aura Blue, that does exactly that; it helps one with process of "tie-cutting" obnoxious energies that may have hooked into your aura. Of course, what these companies are really selling is just water -- but it really holy water? Only holes in my aura know for sure.

However, there is nothing better than roses to give you a lift and raise vibrations in your home. Roses are traditionally associated with such compassionate female deities as The Virgin Mary, Quan Yin and Aphrodite. I like to buy a rose (or a bouquet of roses) and recite following little poem by Elizabeth Clare Prophet: "As a rose unfolding fair, Wafts her fragrance on air, I pour forth to God devotion, One now with cosmic ocean." I visualize my entire home being blasted with pink, violet or white light and then next thing I know, phone is ringing off hook, I'm paid, and there's a new Prince Charming standing at door. Sure he doesn't have any money, or a place to live, but what can I say...nature abhors a vacuum and she's got to fill it with someone.