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Your problem, unless you're looking for some turnover in
secretarial pool, is which headline to go with. So, you run a test. With all other factors being absolutely, gruelingly, microscopically equal, and with some completely automated, totally foolproof, exhaustively planned tracking method in place, you send 500,000 with one headline and 500,000 with
other.
The result? You'll never know. The list guy bonked and sent one headline to New York and
other to Fiji. The computer guy bonked because it's part of his job description, so Data Entry had to handle tracking. Data Entry didn't bonk, they just stared at their shoes while you explained tracking and didn't do it.
The numbers you do get, however, paint a remarkably clear picture:
Testing is dumb.
So, how about
little guy? The guy whose budget doesn't have room for wildly improbable, hugely inaccurate, utterly useless extravagances like testing a free car deodorizer against a free closet deodorizer?
Here are a few suggestions:
1. Guess. That may not sound very scientific, but marketing is really more art than science anyway.
2. Don't reinvent
wheel. Unless your product or industry just emerged, you probably have vast archives of previous marketing successes and failures to analyze for free.
3. Train your ear. Develop a sense of pitch that tells you when any element of your marketing is off-key.
4. Try, try again.
On
net, keying your links, watching your stats, and borrowing liberally from
competition is all most of us really need.
Yes. "Scientific Advertising" is a great book and a must-read. So is
Old Testament, but that doesn't mean we should all rush out and stone
wicked.
(Unless, of course, they're passionately expounding
virtues of boring marketing books written by dead marketing guys.)
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Linda Cox (J.A.M.G.) was born in a speeding stagecoach amid the screams of fellow passengers as insane, wild-eyed horses dragged them all crashing toward the brink of destruction. That stagecoach was the planet Earth, those passengers were the human race, and Linda Cox is Just Another Marketing Guru. (The horses were just regular horses.) http://www.LindaCox.com/