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Falang [Foreigner] Drunkards
These are falang or farang.. [that’s ‘foreigner’ in Thai language] guys who had obviously been out drinking [to much!] and partying all night and didn’t even yet realize it’s already next day approaching. They are already so drunk but still insisting to bar waitress to, ‘give me another round’. By now they are so totally wasted and clueless that nothing really mattered to them anymore. The nothing that really mattered anymore includes [but is not limited to] following; a) The Very Sexy Girl that they had earlier bar fined who was already so tired and pissed-off with this drunkard that all she wanted to do now was to go back to her bar and sleep. Sitting there watching.. I felt sorry for these girls.. what a waste! b) The bar waitress was even fed-up with these kinds of guys already. The next drink she wanted to give this drunkard should have a mickey in it so guy would just pass out on bar and be done with it. She’d be doing him a favor.. believe me. c) They’re so wasted that they’re about to pass-out on bar.. at which time any Thai thief or rejected Katoey will be able to casually walk over and empty their wallets and pockets for them [well.. at least then they wouldn’t have anymore money to pay for anymore drinks so this would force them to go back to their hotel to either sleep it off or.. get more money and come back!].
Last Call For Alcohol Girls
These are girls that nobody wanted… not even drunkard above. These girls were totally ignored by so very many horny foreigners and they haven’t a clue why. Perhaps fact that they’re ugly as sin may have had something to do with their rejection. I don’t know.. just thinking out loud. But hey, even ugly girls have feelings and they deserve to be loved also. Anybody ever heard saying, “I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman.. but I’ve woken up with a few!?” LOL
Ok, so.. these not so pretty girls.. they’re still hopeful so still staying out there on streets.. hoping and praying that some drunk or sucker or reject guy will grab them and bring them back to their hotel rooms and make wild passionate love to them.
Pissed-Off & Rejected Katoeys
Now here’s a group you won’t find anyplace else in world! Only in Thailand do they have most beautiful [and sometimes.. not so beautiful] Katoeys! For those of you who don’t know what a Katoey is, let me enlighten you. A Katoey is a Ladyboy, HeShe, SheMale, Tranvestite.. you get my drift now.
Believe it or not.. they’re in big demand in Thailand. Many foreigners [usually those old, bald, fat foreigner guys] love to play in sack with Katoeys! That’s a known fact [so please don’t take offense if you’re reading this and you happen to fit Katoey liking description] LOL. Nothing personal guys. Hey, just to be fair.. I’m sure there’s also some young, not-bald, slim foreigner guys who also like to roll in sack with Katoeys [there.. you happy now?].
Now.. Katoey’s have feelings too.. and if you’re a totally rejected Katoey you’re probably a bit pissed-off come morning time. By this time of morning you can see rejection written all over their faces.. and they’re none to happy about it either so they’re still out looking.. praying.. hoping.. that they may still have a chance to find a horny little fat and bald foreigner guy to take them back to their hotel room and give them a good … um…. rear-end screwing… with some payment afterwards.. Of Course! How else are they going to make a living?? LOL
So, folks, there you have it. Now you know exactly what Pattaya Beach Dawn Freak Show is all about so if you ever get a chance to visit place perhaps you can even join show if you’re still up partying at sunrise there. LOL
Tony Wells is an American who’s first Asian eye-opening experience was in 1982 when he went there to work as a Commercial Oilfield Deep Sea Diver. He’s currently writing a book about his life’s story as the only Black American Commercial Diver in SEA and all other his wild and crazy experiences in Asia.
He has also written articles for airline in-flight magazines such as; Silver Kris, Wings of Gold, and Hemispheres as well as some local Singapore newspapers.