Gender Reversal

Written by John W. Sammon

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The other dayrepparttar president ofrepparttar 118261 biggest power on earth, angered by continued violence in Iraq, said "Come on," daring insurgents to attack our own troops (the White House press corps tried to clean this gaff up, saying Bush only meant to say our forces were strong). If this little tiny pipsqueak man would stop swaggering around, we'd all be a lot better off. Hormonal grandstanding is one ofrepparttar 118262 drawbacks of a real man's man, and a male presidency. I'm largely free of such feelings. Should I feel guilty? Ashamed? Not only am I a sensitive guy, on weekends my wife gets inrepparttar 118263 car and drives to meetings (she's a workaholic) while I stay home and wait for her to return. Isn'trepparttar 118264 man supposed to do this (drive off)? I think I've got it backwards. Maybe my mother was really supposed to have a second daughter, and my signals got mixed up just atrepparttar 118265 last second. In any event, I'm proud of my feminine side, and secure with it. I'd like to see a woman president, if for no other reason than she wouldn't have to live up to John Wayne.

John W. Sammon writes a weekly politically incorrect humor column you may access at He is the author of two books, one to be released soon about serving at the Korean truce village of Panmunjom.

Pattaya Beach [Thailand] Dawn Freak Show - Pattaya Beach at sunrise is a great place for 'people watching'

Written by Tony Wells

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Falang [Foreigner] Drunkards

These arerepparttar falang or farang.. [that’s ‘foreigner’ in Thai language] guys who had obviously been out drinking [to much!] and partying all night and didn’t even yet realize it’s alreadyrepparttar 118260 next day approaching. They are already so drunk but still insisting torepparttar 118261 bar waitress to, ‘give me another round’. By now they are so totally wasted and clueless that nothing really mattered to them anymore. The nothing that really mattered anymore includes [but is not limited to]repparttar 118262 following; a) The Very Sexy Girl that they had earlier bar fined who was already so tired and pissed-off with this drunkard that all she wanted to do now was to go back to her bar and sleep. Sitting there watching.. I felt sorry for these girls.. what a waste! b) The bar waitress was even fed-up with these kinds of guys already. The next drink she wanted to give this drunkard should have a mickey in it sorepparttar 118263 guy would just pass out onrepparttar 118264 bar and be done with it. She’d be doing him a favor.. believe me. c) They’re so wasted that they’re about to pass-out onrepparttar 118265 bar.. at which time any Thai thief or rejected Katoey will be able to casually walk over and empty their wallets and pockets for them [well.. at least then they wouldn’t have anymore money to pay for anymore drinks so this would force them to go back to their hotel to either sleep it off or.. get more money and come back!].

Last Call For Alcohol Girls

These arerepparttar 118266 girls that nobody wanted… not evenrepparttar 118267 drunkard above. These girls were totally ignored by so very many horny foreigners and they haven’t a clue why. Perhapsrepparttar 118268 fact that they’re ugly as sin may have had something to do with their rejection. I don’t know.. just thinking out loud. But hey, even ugly girls have feelings and they deserve to be loved also. Anybody ever heardrepparttar 118269 saying, “I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman.. but I’ve woken up with a few!?” LOL

Ok, so.. these not so pretty girls.. they’re still hopeful so still staying out there onrepparttar 118270 streets.. hoping and praying that some drunk or sucker or reject guy will grab them and bring them back to their hotel rooms and make wild passionate love to them.

Pissed-Off & Rejected Katoeys

Now here’s a group you won’t find anyplace else inrepparttar 118271 world! Only in Thailand do they haverepparttar 118272 most beautiful [and sometimes.. not so beautiful] Katoeys! For those of you who don’t know what a Katoey is, let me enlighten you. A Katoey is a Ladyboy, HeShe, SheMale, Tranvestite.. you get my drift now.

Believe it or not.. they’re in big demand in Thailand. Many foreigners [usually those old, bald, fat foreigner guys] love to play inrepparttar 118273 sack with Katoeys! That’s a known fact [so please don’t take offense if you’re reading this and you happen to fitrepparttar 118274 Katoey liking description] LOL. Nothing personal guys. Hey, just to be fair.. I’m sure there’s also some young, not-bald, slim foreigner guys who also like to roll inrepparttar 118275 sack with Katoeys [there.. you happy now?].

Now.. Katoey’s have feelings too.. and if you’re a totally rejected Katoey you’re probably a bit pissed-off come morning time. By this time of morning you can see rejection written all over their faces.. and they’re none to happy about it either so they’re still out looking.. praying.. hoping.. that they may still have a chance to find a horny little fat and bald foreigner guy to take them back to their hotel room and give them a good … um…. rear-end screwing… with some payment afterwards.. Of Course! How else are they going to make a living?? LOL

So, folks, there you have it. Now you know exactly whatrepparttar 118276 Pattaya Beach Dawn Freak Show is all about so if you ever get a chance to visitrepparttar 118277 place perhaps you can even joinrepparttar 118278 show if you’re still up partying at sunrise there. LOL


Tony Wells is an American who’s first Asian eye-opening experience was in 1982 when he went there to work as a Commercial Oilfield Deep Sea Diver. He’s currently writing a book about his life’s story as the only Black American Commercial Diver in SEA and all other his wild and crazy experiences in Asia.

He has also written articles for airline in-flight magazines such as; Silver Kris, Wings of Gold, and Hemispheres as well as some local Singapore newspapers.

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