"GRITS, Georgia, and Grizzard"

Written by Ed Williams


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I get to hash it out with Ms. Grits and Dedra, maybe over drinks or out by a pool...

If we are offered a show over in Hawaii....

I get to discuss it with Ms. Grits and Dedra, maybe out on a cruise ship or out onrepparttar Vegas strip somewhere.

If I catch a cold and develop a fever while out onrepparttar 143824 road...

I get sympathy and affection from Ms. Grits and Dedra....

And if either Ms. Grits or Dedra buys a stunning new dress or swimsuit while out onrepparttar 143825 road, and happens to want an opinion about it....

I get to stare for awhile at them and get into absolutely no trouble for doing so...

It can’t get much better than that, now can it? So now y’all know what my new secret is, and why I’m so excited about it. I think our new show is going to do well, and we’ll have a lot of fun doing it, which isrepparttar 143826 best thing of all. So folks, if any of y’all out there think you might be interested in hearing more about “GRITS, Georgia, and Grizzard,” just shoot me an email atrepparttar 143827 addy listed below. I’ll be sure it gets forwarded to our agent, and they’ll take it from there. And for now, I’ve gotta rest up - running around all overrepparttar 143828 place with two famous, smart, and pretty women is proving to be an awful burden, so I need allrepparttar 143829 rest I can get...



Ed’s latest book, “Rough As A Cob,“ can be ordered by calling River City Publishing toll-free at: 877-408-7078. He’s also a popular after dinner speaker, and his column runs in a number of Southeastern publications. You can contact him via email at: ed3@ed-williams.com, or through his web site address at: www.ed-williams.com.


Donald Trump You’re Fired!

Written by Elvis Preston King


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Most everyone has seen his television showrepparttar Apprentice.

First of all your king hasrepparttar 143776 utmost respect for Donald Trump. However, I just cannot forrepparttar 143777 life of me understand how or why he could possibly marryrepparttar 143778 first pretty face that smiles at him. I have been mistaken for Donald Trump myself when I throw my hair back in that distinguishable Donald Trump hairstyle.

Why would any man with that much success want to throw a cog intorepparttar 143779 perfect game. Ok move your girlfriend into an apartment, BUT MARRY HER! There is simply no excuse. The only thing Elvis Preston King has to say to Donald trump is …YOU’RE FIRED!

Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit http://bachelortours.blogspot.com and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours


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