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Taking care not to melt coin, I wrap talisman around it...now all I need to do is purify it...
Lights incense...wafts talisman in smoke...and chants...
Angla, Adonay, Merloy, Saboath! As I believe so it will be!
Sits back to read Grimoire and wait for influx of funds...
Its been a week now since I cast my money making spell, I must have done something seriously wrong, all I found was a 2p coin on pavement...need a stronger spell...
Retrieves talisman from back of drawer and heads out door...
I've been reading Grimoire and paying attention this time, I need to follow a dirt trail and bury talisman at an intersection...this should work...
Follows dirt trail until it reaches...
The main road???? How am I supposed to dig a hole in main road???
Looks around desperately for another suitable intersection...espies a rabbit hole...
Bending down I clear away some earth from around hole and prepare to bury talisman...
Might be doubly lucky...rabbits foot and all that...
It's been a year now since I attempted to cast a money making spell...the last 6 months I have been recovering from previous 3 months spent in custody...nothing to do with spell...everything to do with fact rabbit hole was a badgers sett...highly illegal digging around those...how was I to know...did I make any money?? Don't be stupid...what about you?
Walks away cackling maniacally...
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