Let us exit Jerusalem and come back to Cannes in Southern France. Our movie winner is all smiles before a battery of cameras in midst of ovation at end of his speech. And they slap his back. And they give him a fat check. He has won Round One. But here story ends. Because there are suddenly no distributors for his movie in America until now. The reason is in theme of movie: an attack of George Bush's American foreign policy before and after 9/11. Why would movie get distributors? Who doesn't want to win an election? Thank God, pope isn't in charge in America. Otherwise movie icon would have gone way of William Tyndale.

But before "Fahrenheit 911," I had written CHASING SHADOWS1 to warn that all those fighting war on terror are living in land of Prester John. That wonderland does not exist. It lives only in mind of dreamers. Not real dreamers like Biblical Joseph. But dreamers like Don Quixote. Or natives of Sir Thomas More's "Utopia." Who was that author who wrote book, "Erewhon"? Never mind name though. Just try re-arranging anagram beginning with last letter. What do you get? ‘No Where.'

In end, real winners in this war against terror will not be a president or a war general. Neither will it be movie star in Cannes Southern France, nor a Pulitzer winner in America or winner of Booker in London giving acceptance speeches amidst a thundering applause.

But actual winners of Round Two will be those faceless ‘terrorists' in caves trying to draw attention to injustice and oppression in this world. The sad part is that when terrorists win, there are no ovations. No acceptance speeches. No back slaps. No prize monies. No Fahrenheit thermometers. But only funeral parlors. The pallbearers. Wailing women. And good-byes.

ARTHUR ZULU is an editor, book reviewer, and author of controversial book, CHASING SHADOWS! (A book that reveals terrorists' master plan to finally set world on fire.) For a copy of book and free excerpt, goto: http://www.1stbooks.com/bookview/21013 For contacts, mailto: mostcontroversialwriter@yahoo.com

And what’s compelling reason for movie theaters not to show movie? Melanie Morgan explained to James Carville: “What we are doing is trying to make sure that there is an alternative voice to Michael Moore. He has received millions of dollars and free publicity over last free weeks about this movie, on ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, you name it, he's been everywhere…But not one single ordinary American has been able to stand up and say, ‘Hey, we don't appreciate that crap that is being aimed at our troops because we support our troops, we love our troops, they're friends, families, brothers and sisters, and we're going to be there for them.’”

A pretty amazing analysis based on nothing, since Morgan has not seen film, but has read articles in newspapers to really zero in on Michael Moore’s “true” intentions.

Also, does a movie really need an “alternative voice”? Isn’t that voice going to be provided by conservative talk radio, in conservative newspapers, and on conservative web sites, like World Net Daily or Free Republic? Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity combined have millions of listeners. Surely they will offer up that all-important alternative Morgan is complaining about. Also, why wouldn’t “ordinary” Americans be able to say they don’t like a movie they haven’t seen, or will see? You know they’re going to show up at movie theaters with their signs and their rage at “Bash America” filmmaker, Michael Moore, getting in way of movie theater patrons who will use power of their own brains to decide if Moore’s message is valid.

And Mike, well, I’ll bet he’s having a good chuckle over all of this attention, especially since Move America Forward’s efforts will result in increased ticket sales. There’s nothing like a good, pointless boycott of a film you’ve never seen that will result in more people seeing movie than if there had been no boycott.

I know I’ll be there, joining up with my fellow “Blame America First” liberals, while Michael Moore laughs all way to bank. Well, Move America Forward, there’s always lots of books to boycott at local public library, if Michael Moore boycott doesn’t work out.

About author: Scott C. Smith is a writer from Beaverton, Oregon. His column has appeared weekly at Democratic Underground and other progressive web sites. In addition to his column, Scott writes for his web site, What’s In Scott’s Head, at www.scottcsmith.net. Scott is a proud member of Blame America First crowd.