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I done went and tried one of them there suggestions you put in your ezine. Cause my truck only gits 3 miles to gallon I would like to git better mileage.
I hooked up an air hose to pump up my tires, but it took too dang long. I decided to go inside store and git a beer and some lottery tickets while I waited for it to pump up.
Well don't you know it that there tire got too much air in it and done went and blew up!
Pieces of tire done flew through window of that filling station and broke that big window in front. Children screamed. Car alarms go off and people run for cover cause they think it's another one of them terror attacks.
My lawyer done tole me that I should tell you that he's suing you for bad tips.
Billy Bob Ray Bob
Of course I would have to respond to this.
Dear Billy Bob Ray Bob:
I find it commendable that you want to increase your gas mileage. If my truck only got 3 miles to gallon, I'd want to something to increase my gas mileage too. The recommendation was to inflate your tires to air pressure recommended in your owner's manual, not to blow up your tire and scare children.
If you're looking for a fuel efficient car, check out www.fueleconomy.gov.
For lowest local gas prices, check out gaspricewatch.com and www.gasbuddy.com.
Rocky Ramsey publishes Movies, Money and More, A humorous ezine and website featuring movie reviews, entertainment news, save/make money and more. You don't know what you're missing if you don't take a look. http://www.MoviesMoneyandMore.com