"A test drive! What do you mean Maureen? Does unzippering my zipper have something to do with this test drive?"

"You guessed right Jacques. I want to find out if you're better than Karen."

"Whait a minute Maureen. Thats not fair. Karens some stiff competition. I was attracted to her myself."

"Do you want to fuck me Jacques, or do have to get consumer reports to do it?"

"No, I'll play test crash dummy for you. Umm, nice looking head lights you've got there. Let me give them a little tongue twirl before I look under hood."

"Nice Jacques. So far you're ahead of Karen on tongue flick score."

"You're unbuckling my saftey belt so soon Maureen. What ever happened to foreplay?"

"I want to see what your ass looks like without wrapper."

"Sure Maureen, whatever floats your boat."

"Its a beauty Jacques. You have most perfect ass I've ever seen."

"I bet you say that to all guys Maureen."

"Youre a real comedian Jacques. But no more jokes. I'm sliding my panties off and I hope you're ready."

"Ready for what Maureen?"

Ready for crazy love Jacques.

"Youre test crash dummy is ready Maureen. But be gentle."

"Gentle hell Jacques, I want full thrust or I'm going back to Karen."

"Oh, I love it when you talk dirty Maureen, tell me more, tell me more."

"That feels good Jacques, really good. Are all French men this proficent in love making."

"I really wouldn't know Maureen, I only swing one way."

"Very funny Jacques. Now stop cracking jokes and keep flicking me with that hot tongue of yours. Yeah, thats it, oh yeah, my motor is now on vroom."

"Would it help Maureen if I put on an auto mechanic outfit and gave you a good lube job."

"Now you're talking dirty Jacques. Keep flicking, I'm cumming like crazy now."

"Wow, you're a pool of saturation. Okay no more jokes. You are ready my love."

"Okay, I am ready Jaques, but after you're done I want you to be honest and tell me if I was better than Karen."

"All right babe, get ready to burn some rubber."

"Oh Jacques, you feel fantastic, oh I wish this could last all day."

"I do to babe, but I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you're much, much better than Karen, but bad news is I'm about to go full throttle."

"Can't you hang on just a little bit longer Jacques."

"I just don't know, but I'll try babe."

"I'm coming again Jacques, let it rip."

"You don't have to ask me twice babe."

"I love you Jacques."

"Ditto Maureen."

"Just hold me Jacques and be next to me.

In reading Nickel and Dimed, reader is transformed from their cushy-lifestyle, and taken into a time and place that just doesn't seem to fit our ideals of "Living American Dream." The reader will get a first-hand feel of what it means to not have enough money to feed your family, but make too much to get proper assistance one needs. The reader will see what it is like to work hard and have enough to pay for a small apartment, but instead have to live in a motel because there isn't enough money to come up with required deposit and first month's rent. And reader will get a feel for how low income persons are treated and viewed by upper (richer) class.