Abandon expeditiously, your formidable hindsight, as it no longer applies. It is no more than a clever commitment to clutter consciousness!

Use a pliable margarine over a difficult butter.

Copy and paste, as thats what it is for.

Never turn your head where swing of an eyeball is sufficient.

Always, use a shorter word than efficiency where you can find it easily. If you ever had a difficult butter, you can reprint this anywhere and link it to http://www.thetrivialtimes.com

(c) Thick Mick treblethick@The Trivial Times.com

"A dog is a man's best friend so advice of a dog must be superior to any other".

"If a dog is a man's best friend, then a dog's vomit is something of significance".

On life and death: "I've often thought it to be more romantic to die at 69 than at 75".