Elvis Has Left the Building but Elvis is NOT Dead

Written by Elvis Preston King

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and they are getting laid every day. Well Elvis Aaron Presley has to take a day off once in a while because he still likes an occasional peanut butter and banana sandwich fried Caribbean style. Consequentlyrepparttar cholesterol in his blood makes him gasp for air. He is mostly off fromrepparttar 139333 prescriptions he use to take because Elvis Preston King has shared a few of his power-foods with Elvis Aaron Presley which are still kind of fattening but that are loaded with Power for sexual gusto. Elvis Preston King also has some tropical sweet fruit drinks that Elvis Presley likes. Elvis Preston King also has Elvis Aaron Presley on his Oatmeal and whole wheat breakfast topped with blueberries, walnuts, almonds, peanuts with just a dash of chocolate syrup and honey. That makes both Kings fat, happy campers for breakfast any way.

Elvis and Elvis have planned a trip to Toronto Canada whererepparttar 139334 two Elvis’s have some fun planned. They plan to dress up in Elvis clothes and go around town in Elvis King’s Rolls Royce limo and if anyone gets to pushy about if he really is Elvis of course we will both claim to be JUST Elvis impersonators. Long liverepparttar 139335 Kings. Elvis Aaron Presley and Elvis Preston King. This article was written withrepparttar 139336 permission of a man who claims to be Elvis Aaron Presley and I firmly believe that he is Elvis! The true and real KING….Sincerely, Elvis Preston King. PS Elvis says hi torepparttar 139337 world and thank you very much.

Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours

What Happens In Las Vegas, Happens Everywhere!

Written by Robert LaGrone

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Carmina continues with “Primo Vere.” It is a song of spring, butrepparttar somber tone suggests thatrepparttar 139216 monks are expecting to be smitten by a vengeful God for even thinking about those young women with fresh tan lines. Fortunatelyrepparttar 139217 mood soon brightens, withrepparttar 139218 sonorous baritone of guest vocalist Anton Belov carrying melodiously over a string accompaniment: “. . . andrepparttar 139219 bright fields laugh with flowers.” Byrepparttar 139220 end ofrepparttar 139221 section,repparttar 139222 music is happy torepparttar 139223 point of silliness, andrepparttar 139224 final words are “I’d still prefer instead, to haverepparttar 139225 Queen of England lying in my bed.” Still sound like monks’ poetry? I hoperepparttar 139226 queen was much younger then.

“I amrepparttar 139227 abbott of Cuckoominster!” Belov sings whimsically in a section called “Inrepparttar 139228 Tavern.” However,repparttar 139229 most musically stunning part is a lament sung in very high, tight notes by guest tenor Matthew Garrett, accompanied by flutes suggesting waterfowl: “The lake was my home, and I was beautiful — when I was a swan. Oh, misery! How black I am and thoroughly roasted!” Given that this is a tavern song, thoroughly toasted may be more accurate.

The next section, “The Court of Love,” featuresrepparttar 139230 surprisingly rich voice of guest soprano Suzan Hanson: “There was a girl, who looked like a rose; her face shone, her mouth blossomed. Ah!” There’s a lot of playful back-and-forth between soloists and chorus in this section, andrepparttar 139231 entire work is structured in repeating blocks that give it a wonderful rhythmic quality. An exuberant finale (“abundant Venus!”) deceivesrepparttar 139232 listener, leaving him unprepared forrepparttar 139233 sudden reprise ofrepparttar 139234 nightmarish “Fortuna” section atrepparttar 139235 end: “Lament with me, all of you, for fortune strikes downrepparttar 139236 strong man!”

What a buzzkill.

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