Standard software should provide for red eye removal, noise reduction, cropping, and other digital issues. Make sure products you buy do these common things.

Use black and white and sepia features to enhance quality of your pictures in a unique way.

Check out programs available online that can help as well. Find these by doing a web search for digital photography software. You may even find a free program as well.

Use tools provided to you on your camera. Many digital cameras have features right on them to enable a clear shot, high resolution and more. Check your owner's manual and learn to use these.

There is an unlimited amount of options available to digital photographers and their cameras. Buy software products that have some of these features if they interest you.

Be patient and play! Yes, to touch up your digital photos you should try new things and experiment. Be patient and learn all that is to learn about your software!

1. An old blue haired lady in one who keeps asking for help.

2. A middle-aged guy moving his head both up and down and back and forth in order to read screen.

3. A teenager who’s more interested in who’s standing around her than she is in voting.

4. A middle-aged woman who appears to be reading all ballot initiatives for very first time.

All people described in 1-4 above are “Technological Clodhoppers.”

Example 3: You’re in line at a big discount store waiting to check out. You note credit/debit card reader that’s mounted right up next to register, and you smile, remembering that a quick swipe and a little key tapping is all you’ll need to do in order to purchase your items. Suddenly, you hear cashier say to her customer, “Mam, your library card won’t work in this machine, it takes a check or credit card.” To this, customer replies, “What’s a check card?” The customer described above is both a “Technological Clodhopper” and a goof.

Y’all now know what “Technological Clodhoppers” are. If it weren’t for TCs, there wouldn’t be a need for blood pressure medication, laws against public cursing, beer, or fuzz busters. Most of them are probably good people, but being good doesn’t hold much water when it’s ten minutes before you have to be at work, and you’ve already waited twenty on someone who’s still trying to figure out how their credit card fits into slot on gas pump. Despite that, there is a bright side to all this - if some savvy motel executive ever decides to set up a chain of motels featuring rooms with rabbit eared TVs, stand alone heat radiators, and party line phones, these TC’s will make him a very wealthy man...