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The ability to spew forth jargon like a volcano spews molten lava might impress other marketing people and possibly government employees. But remember, gentle launcher of a new product, it is not other marketing people who will become your customers, and it is not other marketing people who will read your press releases. It is
public,
great unwashed, who you want to reach with your marketing message. And they won't waste their time trying to figure out marketing material that comes chock full of 'bummph', a term coined by my grandfather, which loosely translated, means 'bull droppings.'
Don't waste my time telling me that you're launching a "remarkable new solution that promotes integrated data management of media content that will realize better return on investment (ROI), and that, in fact GISTICS has evaluated potential ROI to be as high as 16:1. (GISTICS, 1997) with general benefits translating from enterprise to workgroup to individual users, and ultimately represent new revenue streams, a reduction of resource requirements, and less down-time between projects…."
Tell me what
dickens it is you are selling, why I might need it, how it'll help me. Say it plainly. Give examples. Lose
word "solution", which as become a mean-nothing, over-used term if ever there was one. . Oh, and one last thing. Tell me
price. When I stroll through
shopping malls, every item on display has a clearly marked price tag. To my untrained eyes, this approach to selling seems to work well, based on
numbers of people who load their carts at shopping malls, boutiques and supermarkets. Speaking of supermarkets, did you ever notice
items that are displayed for sale beside
cash register? How many people would buy that magazine or that package of gum if they had to email away a request for pricing and ordering information and then return two days later when
information had arrived? My guess is, sales of Juicy Fruit would go down, down, down.
Before I finish my rant du jour, here's a little quiz to see whether you've been paying attention. Please answer
following skill testing question:
Q. I am reading this newsletter because: (pick one)
a. It's an integrated, information distribution solution that enhances my awareness of
issues generated by and pertinent to digital technologies. b. It's an integrated solution to entertainment and time management challenges. c. It's got some cool business information and
price is right.
If you selected 'c', please rip out this column and mail it to
Marketing Person of your choice.

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