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5. Use actual Christmas lights instead of using a flashlight
4. Dressing up like Santa’s little helper and 'helping' your man friend in
bedroom
3. Wear a Santa Suit to work.. Even if you are a lawyer
2. After you shove your fellow shopper to
ground and steal their DVD Player say 'Merry Christmas'
1. New Years shouldn’t be
only day that you walk around half naked, drunk and speaking in three word sentences. There’s also Christmas.

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