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As
most subjective of subjects, language leaves room for misinterpretation. Bad writing is like driving a car on an empty tank of gas, in
complete wrong direction. Without a solid vocabulary, one can’t harness
language. If one lacks
sense of what to say when, where, and to whom, to produce a desired response; someone, somewhere, will be laughing. That someone might be me.
A strategic writer organizes carefully. This is where all that stuff you learned in fourth grade English class comes in. That old schoolmarm wasn’t drawing sentence diagrams on
board to torture you. She was trying to show you that words take different forms depending on their logical function within a sentence. This is how we employ order and organization to make meaning understood. “He’s so dumb he can’t even form a sentence.” Hey, many people of above-average intelligence really can’t form a sentence! It’s one of
reasons people hire professional writers.
Someone might see something like poorly written web copy and think, "That don’t impress me much" (because today, poor grammar even finds its way into song titles). And maybe they won’t know why they’re not impressed... but I’ll know! It will be due to flagrant disregard for
English language, and outright disrespect for
poetry in motion that is good advertising.
If you’re an accomplished writer, then God bless! Fight
good fight, little soldier, for I’m backing you all
way. If you’re a destroyer of quality writing: do us humble wordsmiths a favor and back away from
pen. We love to hear you talk, we really do! Your expertise make us who we are because you confirm what we say. You’re
proof in our pudding; our real, live reference book! We love to listen and learn from you, and we love to pass your information along. We won’t take your credit. We promise! I’m your copy cosmetician, and I’m here to make you look beautiful.
Now, please - just give me back my pen!

Dina Giolitto is a New-Jersey based Copywriting Consultant with ten years of industry experience. Her current focus is web content and web marketing for a multitude of products and services although the bulk of her experience lies in retail for big-name companies like Toys"R"Us. Visit http://www.wordfeeder.com for rates and samples.